“Even if a male reaches the peak of his ability at the art of cunnilingus, he can't compete with the intimate knowledge a female mind provides when engaging in this activity.”
Uh huh. Well, I don’t do it competitively, so I’m not all that concerned about where I’m ranked.
“Thus, if a woman truly loves oral sex, she will eventually find herself in the arms of a lesbian.”
That would require that she be a lesbian, though.
I mean, I love blowjobs, but not so much that i’ll end up in the arms of a homosexual male.
“Think of cunnilingus as being comparable to marijuana and lesbianism being comparable to hardcore drugs such as heroin and crack. This gateway is best to be avoided.”
Ummmmm….. no. I mean, i’d really love it if this house used sex the way my kids have used weed to take the edge off, but I don’t see either of us escalating our sex drive at the cost of our sexual orientation.
“I hope you men join me in abstaining from cunnilingus. Together we can make a difference and put an end to this unhygienic, emasculating practice.”
Okay, so all this argument is bullshit, you just are afraid of pussy. That’s okay, you can be. YOu can even be productive. H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu is clearly a monstrous vagina that scared the man.
As far as unhygienic, she takes showers almost every week.
And for emasculating, regular sex with a woman is kinda the whole goal of masculinity.
Four sailors i served with would constantly say, ‘Show me a man who won’t go down, I’ll show you a woman who can be stolen.’ And only one maintained ‘A man who eats pussy isn’t far away from sucking dick.’ So, the voting is drastically against you.
