Who would you like to see go hunting with Dick Cheney and catch the next load of bird shot?
My top three:
Hillary
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I wouldn't want anyone to be in a hunting accident, but I can't feel sorry for anyone who is. If you out murdering, but get yourself accidentally injured in the process, I don't have any sympathy.
Of course, I wouldn't mind giving Cheney a one-way ticket to Iraq. He supports the war so much, let HIM fight in it. In fact, let's bring back the draft like we had in Vietnam, except that you can escape the draft by signing a statement saying you oppose the war, whether or not you oppose all wars in principle.
d) All of the above. Except maybe for Jimmy - he's just old and wobbly and sorta harmless, and he does help out habitat for humanity.
What Jesus, apparently, really said:
<I submitted this because I don't see how in the world you can hate Cindy Sheehan.>
"<I wouldn't want anyone to be in a hunting accident, but I can't feel sorry for anyone who is. If you out murdering, but get yourself accidentally injured in the process, I don't have any sympathy.>
Seeing as this is make believe, off the top of my head I'd make it a close run thing between Sarah Palin and the Pope. I'd probably lean towards Palin, because they'll just replace the Pope with another similarly useless cunt.
However, in real life I don't advocate shooting anybody. Not even the most dangerous woman on the planet.
Jimmy Carter is almost 90 years old, let the old man be!
Wasn't there some book or other stating "Thou shalt not kill"?
"Who would you like to see go cunting with Mary Cheney and catch the next load of bird shit?"
fixed (for major lulz)
As for Dick(head), he's a worse shot than January (from the anime series "Coyote Ragtime Show"):
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And she couldn't hit the side of an aircraft hangar with an 'Ol' Painless'-style 7.62mm hand Gatling from 20 yards away, never mind shoot someone with both her FN P-90s in full-auto mode!
No-one, as I'm against killing human beings.
You're definitely not pro-life, I see.
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