Daily Fail reader eh, Scarlets79?
'HAVE IMMIGRANTS STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF PROPERTY PRICES?'
'COULD CHAVS MAKE PROPERTY PRICES OBESE?'
'COULD THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH GIVE YOUR PETS CANCER?'
'ARE GAYS GIVING YOUR HOUSE CANCER?'
'HAVE IMMIGRANTS MADE PROPERTY PRICES IMPOTENT?'
'WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH GIVE THE BRITISH PEOPLE DIABETES?'
'COULD CHANNEL 4 DESTROY HOMEOWNERS?'
'HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH CHEATED HOUSE PRICES?'
'IS THE BBC HAVING SEX WITH HOUSE PRICES?'
'WILL CANCER GIVE YOUR HOUSE CANCER?'
'IS THE MMR JAB STEALING FROM PROPERTY PRICES?'
'IS FEMINISM TAXING PROPERTY PRICES?'
'WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT MOLEST PROPERTY PRICES?'
'HAVE MUSLIMS INFECTED HOUSE PRICES WITH AIDS?'
'ARE FERAL CHILDREN IMPREGNATING PROPERTY PRICES?'
'HAVE THE LABOUR PARTY IMPREGNATED YOUR PROPERTY PRICES WITH SWINE FLU?'
'IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH HAVING SEX WITH PROPERTY PRICES?'
'WILL HOODIES HAVE SEX WITH HOUSE PRICES?'
'WILL CANCER GIVE HOUSE PRICES CANCER?'
'HAVE PAEDOPHILES INFECTED YOUR HOUSE PRICES WITH AIDS?'
'COULD CANCER KILL HOUSE PRICES?'
'HAS BINGE DRINKING MOLESTED PROPERTY PRICES?'
'COULD FOXES GIVE HOUSE PRICES CANCER?'
X3
'Oh, if only Diana was still alive?!'
-Russell Howard, "Mock The Week"