Evolution is a THEORY. And that's a scientific fact.
That does it - I'm putting you on notice right now - stop posting your own opinions as if they were scientific fact. It's absurd, annoying, and has no place here. You are posting on a board with educated adults - please behave like one.
THIS IS WARNING #1.
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"Evolution is a THEORY. And that's a scientific fact."
You're practically right! Scientifically, a theory is a collection of facts used to bring us to a greater understanding of how the world works!
They just might be catching on!
Educated adults...
No.
Just no.
Shall we take a stroll down memory lane?
"The Bible says the Earth was Flooded, and Evolutionists are saying that the Earth had a number of regional floods. (in other words, it was global, they just don’t want to admit it)"
"Different cultures have Creation stories too. Like the aboriginal Dream Time.
And how evil entered the world through a woman. Like the story of Pandora's Box.
Noah's Flood compared to the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Many scholars argue that the biblical accounts are copied from these stories.
I'm not a scholar, but I believe God and I think those stories were copied from biblical accounts."
"But you forget that [Roman] Lions wouldnt torture Christians as slowly and painfully as the ACLU Communist Lawyers do."
"I gave her the pin # to my atm and credit cards. I told her to make sure that she plants as big a garden as she can and learn to can food. Not to worry about the kids because they will be with Nana. I'm putting instructions in the file about how to start the generator, where her Daddy's guns are and how to load them, where the spare car and truck keys are, etc., etc., etc."
In conclusion, stop calling the kettle black.
"Evolution is a THEORY. And that's a scientific fact. "
Well. Almost. A theory isn't quite a scientific fact, but it's just about the closest thing you'll get. So, nice try.
That's what you meant, right? I mean, I'm just assuming you aren't asserting that "scientific theory" == "guess", because that would just be thick of you.
Also, if it were entirely a board of educated adults, nobody would say stupid shit like "That does it - I'm putting you on notice right now." I mean, that's just infantile.
"Because I say so and I'm the daddy."
or "Now, little Johnny, don't you do that. You better stop that, little Johnny. I'm going to count to three, little Johnny. One -- Twoooooooooooo - Thur - OK, that does it, little Johnny, now I'm counting to three again and this time I mean it . . . "
How many warnings can I get?
Yes evolution is a theory. However it is also a fact. It is a FACT that populations change over time and that's what evolution is. The THEORY of evolution explains the mechanisms by which this occurs.
Creationism is not a theory in the scientific sense, it is a load of bullshit poorly disguised as a theory.
As for the rest, only thing to say to that is ROFL.
How wonderful. Yet another person confusing a theory with a scientific theory. While a theory is a guess thrown together to match evidence, a scientific theory is one that has conclusively been tested, and never contradicted. It is called a theory as opposed to a fact for the sole reason that there might possibly be another explanation. For all intents and purposes, the theory of evolution is a theory just like the theory of gravity.
What are you gonna do? Publish your peer-reviewed article that disproves evolution and win a nobel prize?
Oh wait, you can't, because your creation myth is a demonstrably retarded opinion, and evolution is fact.
“Evolution is a THEORY. And that's a scientific fact.”
Everything in science is a theory, and THAT is a fact you don’t understand in the slightest.
“That does it - I'm putting you on notice right now - stop posting your own opinions as if they were scientific fact.”
Can We put YOU on notice for…(scrolls up) The exact same thing?
“It's absurd, annoying, and has no place here.”
You’re also absurd and annoying. WHy do you think your place is here?
“ You are posting on a board with educated adults - please behave like one.”
So are you. I mean, I only have a high school diploma and -I- know what science means by ‘theory.’
“THIS IS WARNING #1.”
Warn away, twat waffle.
Confused?
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