"Does a Bengal fan dress up as one of their rival teams fan? No!!!"
And you'd never dream of cosplaying as this character:
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But you'd certainly dress up as this character:
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Amirite?
"I suggest you get brainwashed. Oops! you already been brainwashed by the world."
"World say Ramess is the one that who face Mosses but I think it was Ahmoses(meaning brother of Mosses). You must have been brainwashed as a kid by eveoltion and the grovement crazies."
(emphasis added):
"Clay was on earth before you. Clay told me it want's their name back.."
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Yes, that's right, dear (*Performs a 'Patronise You no Jutsu': pats KingKakashit, a.k.a. 'LonelyBoy1984' on head*). Now you go back to your ninja & 'pirate*' cartoons dear, the adults are talking.
*- And if you've ever seen/read "One Piece", it's as far removed from even romanticised Hollywood pirates as you can possibly get; basically a cross-between "Popeye the Sailor Man" and "Dragonball Z". Oh, and a quote by Dr. Masaaki Hatsumi (Grandmaster of Togakure Ryu Ninpo & Ninjutsu) sums up the very manga/anime (and an equally crap one at that) KingKakashi, a.k.a. 'LoneWolf1984', clearly fanwanks off to:
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'Naruto is just fanciful nonsense.'
The sooner KingKakashit, a.k.a. 'LonelyBoy1984' watches some "Ghost in the Shell", "Gundam SEED/Destiny/OO", "Macross", "Coyote Ragtime Show" (infinitely better - and shorter - than "One Piece"), "Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya", and especially airing in Japan now "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)", and some ecchi stuff such as "Queen's Blade", the better, says I. And above all, "2X2=Shinobuden", the perfect anti-"Naruto". In anime terms, it can be equated with "Fawlty Towers": 12 episodes of pure comedic perfection.
In summation: KingKakashit, a.k.a. 'LonelyBoy1984' is the reason why the term 'Narutard' exists. In more ways than one, it seems.
--EDIT--
Clicking on the quote link, nothing appears. Even with just the URL ' http://www.narutomania.com/ '. I wonder why...?