Mike Rose, senior pastor at Juneau Christian Center
From an April 27, 2008 sermon: “If you really want to know where you came from and happen to believe the word of God that you are not a descendant of a chimpanzee, this is what the word of God says. I believe this version.”
From a July 8, 2007 sermon: “Those that die without Christ have a horrible, horrible surprise.”
From a July 28, 2007 sermon: “Do you believe we’re in the last days? After listening to Newt Gingrich and the prime minister of Israel and a number of others at our gathering, I became convinced, and I have been convinced for some time. We are living in the last days. These are incredible times to live in.”
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"“Those that die without Christ have a horrible, horrible surprise.”"
Well don't spoil it for me, I like a good surprise.
“Those that die without Christ have a horrible, horrible surprise.”
How could it possibly be a surprise when you retards never, ever shut the fuck up about it?
WE'RE IN THE END TIMES! REPENT! REPENT!
I remember when I first heard that call. I was nine and could have sworn that televangelist thought the world was already crumbling apart into space.
Twelve years later...still no end times.
"We are living in the last days." How come you never hear any pastors saying, "No, sorry, the signs aren't in place, we're not living in the End Times"?
Pastors that said that would at least get to be right.
The thing all end timers have in common is that it's going to end in their lifetime. It's never in their children or grand children's lifetime.
It's going to end in their lifetime because "I'M SPECIAL!!!!
"We are living in the last days. These are incredible times to live in."
One out of 2 ain't bad... These are incredible times (technology, science)
A Bible literalists, hellfire and brimstone sadist, who would feel at home at Rapture Ready. Textbook definition of fundie, right there.
If by incredible you mean "horribly painful and horrific", then yes you are right.
Just because you are a Christian does give you the right to celebrate death, espically if you belive that non-belivers are going to burn. There is a word for you kind of people, and that word is "sadist."
“Those that die without Christ have a horrible, horrible surprise.”
The ugliest thing is the shit-eating grins that guys like this wear when they pronounce eternal torture on people's souls.
Obama's Pastor, Palin's pastor, Bush's Pastor... This is even worse than the scare that Kennedy would be obliged to listen to and obey the Pope, back in 1960.
America is religion mad. I am rapidly coming round to the view that religion is a psychological pathology that is detrimental in the extreme to the mental and political health of a country.
There is a good case for ending all religious tax exemptions, super-taxing monies paid to pastors and ceasing to regard being a member of the clergy of any denomination as a proper job for social, insurance and superannuation purposes.
America, put an end to all this nonsense.
"After listening to Newt Gingrich and the prime minister of Israel and a number of others at our gathering, I became convinced, and I have been convinced for some time. "
So you were already convinced for some time and after listening to Newt you became convinced. Can someone unravel this crazy fundie double speak?
From a July 8, 2007 sermon: “Those that die without Christ have a horrible, horrible surprise.”
Since islam is the real religion you will get a horrible horrible surprise when you die.
If it is the end of times may I recommend that Sarah Palin go home and spend time with her knocked up daughter instead of running around the country like a trollop with John McCain.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
Jeff Weskamp wrote:
"Hal Lindsey actually starting selling this shit back in 1970, when he published The Late Great Planet Earth." He wrote a sequel, too, titled The 1980s: Countdown to Armageddon .
Funny that this second book isn't selling as well any more.
If you really want to know where you came from and happen to believe the word of God that you are not a descendant of a chimpanzee
Those that die without Christ have a horrible, horrible surprise.
Do you believe we’re in the last days?
I just purchased my pitchfork and torches.[I bought them at Home Depot, so, sadly they're tiki torches, but still...] Let me know when the march starts.
As there are modern day chimpanzees, we are most definitely not descendants from them, but from a COMMON ANCESTOR. How hard can it be to grasp that concept?
After listening to Newt Gingrich, anyone might wish we're in the last days, and won't have to listen to him much longer...
"From an April 27, 2008 sermon: “If you really want to know where you came from and happen to believe the word of God that you are not a descendant of a chimpanzee, this is what the word of God says. I believe this version.”"
Strawman. No one says we evolved *from* chimps. And there are millions of people in this country who believe in evolution *and* the Bible.
That's a sorry god you're pushing, if he has to *threaten* people into believing in him. Your god sounds like a mafia don.
You're listening to a serial adulterer (and draft dodger) like Gingrich?!? BTW, there were people a thousand years ago who thought they were living in the final days. There's nothing different this time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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