[On homosexuality.}
Should be punishable by death.Sorry if some disagree,but it kills Judeo /Christian societies!
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Well if that isn't the best argument I've heard to change which team I'm batting for!
"[Christian Fundieism] should be punishable by death. Sorry if some disagree, but it kills reasonable /thinking societies!"
There, fixed it for ya.
Christianwhitenation. Many, fundyism, racism, and jingoism all wrapped in one ball.
Hey, do you guys shave your heads and have flaming crosses tattooed on your forearms??
[On Fundamentalist religion]
Should be wiped out by an early education system, and anti-indoctrination laws. Sorry if some disagree, but it kills reason /scientific inquiry.
So, 5% of the population having sex with each other is "killing" your civilisation?. And moreover, in which ways is Judeo-Christian society so vulnerable as to not resist such a stupid thing?. If it were true, I'd emigrate.
So... Judeo Christian societies are naturally weak against gay people...
Incidentally, are there any gay people out there interested in being part of an army to take over the Judeo/Christian societies of the world? I am offering the finest of outfits as designed by Gaultier and "fabulous" opportunities!
"Holy crap, buildings are collapsing all over the country!"
"What? There must be some gay people shagging somewhere. Find them immediatly!"
"We can't, the ground is bursting open in massive geysers of molten lava!"
"Damnation! They must be done with the foreplay. Tell all citizens to hunt high and low until the gays are stopped!"
"Too late, our entire civilisation is crumbling into the ocean! Noooooooooo!"
"Damn you homosexuals! Damn you all to Hellllllglubglubglub..."
Well, there you have it. The true story behind the downfall of Atlantis. Tune in next week when we'll explain how an armpit fetishist caused the Hindenburg disaster.
@ Septic Sceptic - LMAO - I can always count on your posts to crack me up
Since America is NOT a Judaeo-Christian society, it won't be killed by it.
PS: Die slowly in a fucking fire!
it kills Judeo /Christian societies!
- Really? Despite all the homosexuality that's been around since about 700 BCE, Judeo Christian society is still alive and well, I believe.
Surely you meant it the other way around:
Judeo Christian societies kill homosexuals? That would certainlybe more accurate. Or are you just too bigoted to see this?
"it kills Judeo /Christian societies!"
NO KIDDING? Let's all be gay then, LOL. If that's what it takes to get rid of silly superstitions...
You know what, how about you get thrown in jail with Bubba. That should generate enough gay sex to save us all from theocracy, HAHAHAHA!
And fuck white supremacists.
Selling fundamentalism should be punishable by death (but _actually_ punished by 100 hours of community work as judges should not be primitive and draconian). Sorry if some disagree, but it kills brain cells, is proven to have adverse effects on plant growth, and has been linked to modern country music.
EXCELLENT !!! Bring forth more of these...homosexuals...DESTROY the Judeo/Christian society !!!
Are they mighty warriors ?
By the way, why does it say "check this box if you're a human", this obviously cannot apply to ME !!! GREAT ODIN !!!
@Septic Sceptic: Brilliant!!!! that should be turn into an epic movie!
the name make it sound a bit NAZIish.. maybe a Nazi with a dash of irrational Christianity... farfeched but maybe a chance...
and comment directed to this idiot: u are a pure PURE idiot...
If it were up to the Bible, chopping wood on the sabbath day, talking back to your parents, wearing polyester, or growing two types of fruit in t he same garden would be considered crimes.
As a Jew (albeit an Atheist Jew), I am offended by this website's idiocy.
Also, this fundie makes me cry. Did I miss the memo on how homosexuality somehow kills Judeo/Christian societies?
They don't kill anything, neither are they selfish(mentioned by someone else in the same thread)it is not a choice, neither is it a mental disorder, you people just need to grow the fuck up and stop being so damn stupid.
Homosexuality kills Judeo-Christian societies no more than stealing, murder, or, that dreaded misdeed, adultery.
[On wearing clothes of mixed fabrics]
Christianwhitenation: "Should be punishable by death.Sorry if some disagree,but it kills Judeo /Christian societies!"
Me: Grammar and punctuation is not your strong-point, is it, dearie?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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