First of all as former Police Officer I can attest I have seen the occult and Dungeons and dragons as connected issues. Also you can read in Romans chapter one verse 26 thru 28 and if you still believe in homosexuality as endorsed by the almighty God instead of being sick and vile why does God allow homosexuals to suffer within themselves that which they ( Gays and Lesbians) so richly deserve?
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Ex-cop? I can only wonder what sort of action he's seen...
"Clint, we need backup!"
"What happened?"
"This group of nerds rented out the back room in a gaming store... they've got miniatures, funky dice, and character sheets."
"Oh dear God, it's just as I feared, they're channeling the OCCULT!"
Clint Reep...
C Reep...
CReep...
Right....
Tell me, do you believe that Christians are persecuted? Let's try a little substitution...
"if you still believe in Christianity as endorsed by the almighty God instead of being sick and vile why does God allow Christians to suffer within themselves that which they (Christians) so richly deserve?"
Huh. I guess you were right...
Hm...the moment I accepted my homosexuality, and stopped lying to myself, most of my inner turmoil stopped. It's the EXTERNAL suffering that people like you inflict on me that remains.
And former police officer, eh? Try and enact a few moments of OT justice, perhaps?
First of all, as a former roleplayer, I can attest that I have seen the occult and Dungeons & Dragons as unconnected issues.
One at most borrows some background from the other, yet neither represent actual reality. And I have no idea what any of that has to do with homosexuality.
As a police officer you were trained to not connect playtime or pretend with actual facts. You were trained to seperate such things and get to the truth.
BTW. Here's a fact in American police records, F.B.I. andall, while some crimes carry the trappings of the occult (Mythical beliefs, ritualistic practices, ancient symbolism, divine punishment beliefs and delusions of God given justification) these crimes are very rare, occult symbolism often added to deflect blame to nonexistant forces or (and you fundies are gonna hate this) Christian indoctrination.
After all, only Christians believe in Satan and actual magical abilities. Name one occult practice, such as astrology, taroh card/fortunetelling,possesion, devine interferance or prophecy, and tell me it's not fundies who are not just believers in all but the only ones who believe in such shit.
If God thought that homosexuality was so sick and vile, oughtn't he to have spoken against it many times in the Bible. As it is now, it seems on the same level of badness as picking sticks on the Sabbath, or wearing clothes of mixed fabrics.
To my knowledge, the Bible doesn't even mention lesbians.
...I can actually believe that not only is he a former police officer, but he "learned" this from the police.
The 90s Satanic Panic actually had instruction videos from policemen about supposed satanic/pagan/occultic activities and what to watch out for. This kind of attitude really happened, and police really did believe it was their job to look out for occult things. Such instruction videos are on Youtube.
"First of all as former Police Officer"
...no you're not, you uneducated liar You FAIL.
"I can attest I have seen the occult and Dungeons and dragons as connected issues."
Chick tracts are inadmissable as evidence in court. You FAIL II.
"Also you can read in Romans chapter one verse 26 thru 28 and if you still believe in homosexuality as endorsed by the almighty God instead of being sick and vile why does God allow homosexuals to suffer within themselves that which they ( Gays and Lesbians) so richly deserve?
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SCOTUS decision 26th June 2015 . Romans 13:1-5. You FAIL III, and have struck out, lint Creep.
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