2010 - The year of "Contact"
Next year, I am sure the government will "Officially Disclose" alien life to the public, and I am sure they will make up a few other stories along with it.
Just know that when we do see this happen, or if we are contacted by alien life, the saying still stands: "Know them by their fruits"
Depending on what they support (Abortion, Homosexuality, Government, etc), you'll know whats going on, and if they're from the evil one. If they won't bow down to Jesus, then they're not of the kingdom. Stand firm.
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They will laugh at your pathetic Jesus, of that I am sure. My guess is also that to any civilization advanced enough to get here from elsewhere the issues of abortion, homosexuality and evolution will not longer be issues. In fact, one of the first questions an alien race would ask themselves to assess our intelligence/progress is if we have discovered evolution yet.
I can guarantee you aliens will give Jesus no creedance. People from another planet will not be Christians, that's a dead certainty. If they say they are,,,look out.
I think Rex Humbard years ago said if there were aliens they would be Christians too, ignoring the fact most our world isn't
"In fact, one of the first questions an alien race would ask themselves to assess our intelligence/progress is if we have discovered evolution yet. "
Good call John the Atheist. I think this would be high on their comparison chart of wether an intelligent species will be receptive to peaceful contact, but that is only assuming that they at least once had superstition in their species, saw its drawbacks, and are therefore able to understand that rejecting superstition is a positive factor.
Imagine a planet and an intelligent species that know nothing of the supernatural / superstitious. It boggles the mind, but if a species has a sense of imagination and creativity..I would have to suggest that they have also come up with comforting lies in the face of the unknown like we have.
A little hint, Goldmoon: 2010 and Contact were both movies. You know, fiction. As in not real. As in made up by man.
Otherwise, you're quite "fruity" too.
2010 - The year of "Contact"
Does anyone know where this bullshit started? Was it the title of a movie I missed? I have plans for 2012 (not the rapture, just the 100th anniversary of the Calgary Stampede).
"Know them by their fruits"
If they have apples, the fruit of sin, then they are evil.
Antichrist
2010 - The year of "Contact"
Does anyone know where this bullshit started? Was it the title of a movie I missed? I have plans for 2012 (not the rapture, just the 100th anniversary of the Calgary Stampede).
It is a (bad) sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey
If you missed it, you really didn't miss much.
"Contact" was a good book and a pretty good film. Both raised issues I doubt you'd care to think about (well, at least not too clearly).
If aliens turned up I bet you'd be well chuffed if they started a crusade against humans in the name of God. Quisling!
My guess is, if there are aliens out there capable of reaching Earth, odds are they've been watching us for a long time and they're waiting for us to get over this God nonsense before they would deem us intelligent enough to be worth their while to make "contact" with.
I'm sure that will go OH so well...
Alien Visitors: We've developed technology which allows us to travel to the far reaches of the galaxy. We can answer the secrets to the mysteries of all existence.
Fundies: Do you accept our buddy Jesus as your personal lord and savior?
Alien Visitors: Well...no....
Fundies: DIE HERETICS?
<ensuing inter-galactic war wipes out 99% of the human race and enslaves the rest>
Alien Overlords: And nothing of value was lost.
Please fundies, on the day that we are contacted by an alien civilization, do everyone a favor and shut your fucking mouths.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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