[I'll warn you now. This site is using shock images of aborted fetuses. This was the least disturbing thing I could find on there.]
I may be pregnant by a Son of Ham, is that a problem?
No. Well, kind of, it depends on how your parents feel about you having a bastard child of mixed race born of a black father who can’t be found anywhere this side of the three-point line.
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"How do I get off the abortion list?"
"You get off the list by being right with God and not being a murderer ever, not even once because your "uncle" got drunk and "had his way" with you."
Upon reading this, I think it's a poe.
"If you have an abortion, which is your right, you are free to do so, but beware in advance that you will suffer unimaginably merciless torture for a million billion years in the afterlife, even if you were raped or immaculately impregnated (despite what you may have heard about the so called "second cumming".)'"
This site is a joke. It claims to be able to give you (upon joining) information on all the abortions ever performed in America dating back to 1940 (when it was still illegal!), which of course is not only impossible, but would violate thousands of people's medical privacy.
The membership packages are outrageously expensive and there are tons of hints like that mentioned by Smith that tell you it's fake.
Although I would have a good laugh if I ever heard of a fundie actually getting swindled out of 799 dollars and finding out it was all BS.
I may be pregnant by a Son of Ham, is that a problem?
For those who don't know, this is a highly technical term in the Christian church which means "dirty, dirty n*****.
...the three-point line.
This is a new one on me. I can't wait to look it up.
@ Smith: Lets make them move to the moon, they are the type of people that have fucked this planet for years. Let Atheists have a go at fixing it with science.
I've read this site, and I think it's a satire. A satire in incredibly bad taste, but still a satire. A couple of "questions" from their FAQ:
"I want to date an abortioneer, can you help me meet one?
"What is the Richard Dawkins philosophy according to South Park?"
There are tons of other hints that it's fake, the most obvious being the convenient 404 error on the contact us link and the ridiculous price for "membership".
.... Wow. I honestly thought people stopped thinking about that whole 'son of ham' bullshit back during the US civil war.
Well, if you insist on basing your morality on such outdated times, you should be treated to judicial punishment equal to those outdated times, and hanged to death. OR, alternatively, fuck off until you're ready to join the rest of us in the real modern world. Bitch.
Probably more RSTDT than FSTDT, but still absolutely disgusting.
*edit* Upon looking at the site, I'm calling Poe.
Guys, this site is a joke. No real pro-life site would suggest, so subtly, to abort a child because it's not socially acceptable.
"Three-point line" = basketball reference. More racism.
I hope Anon watches President Obama get sworn in, curls up in the fetal position, cries, and dies.
I would have hoped his head exploded, except that is a bitch to clean up and would make things extremely difficult for a landlord or realtor.
Son of Ham, lol. I thought you guys were offended by pig fuckers. No, no, I know what is meant. But that means it really belongs on RSTDT, no matter how fucking racist this dumb fuck is.
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