We all know what happened after 9/11, and I can't imagine what kind of horrific scenes willl occur right at the second of the Rapture...
Just about ALL vehicals will crash, power outages, and people will be in chaos. everyone will lose someone in the Rapture, if they are left behind... People need to be ready, get your soul ready. Because, the Rapture is very near...
Closer than we even think, because, we are witnessing Jews returning to their land. Its not going to be a pretty sight when we as christians leave this earth, when Jesus comes to get us.
Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior!
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Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior! And he's telling all the fundies "what part of 'thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself' didn't you understand?
@Sanity: I believe I found it on 4chan. A quick Googling using the author's name would lead me to think it comes from here , but I can't really see the page (the anti-hotlinking protection of Keenspace hates my Norton, so it blocks all the images).
Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior!
Jews have been "returning to their land" for about a hundred years, in modern times. If you want to talk Biblicaly, they've been doing it since 70 years after they were first kicked out, or have you never read Ezekiel?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The rapture is coming any day now, just as it has been for nearly 2000 years. Hohum.
Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior!
You guys know, this is a real peeve of mine. "The rapture is coming! It'll be here real soon!" God DAMMIT, why don't you put a date on it? "Real soon" seems to always be coming, but never get here.
image Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Jesus Christ is coming to town!
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice.
Jesus Christ is coming to town!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!
So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.
Jesus Christ is coming to town.
Little tin horns,
Little toy drums.
Rudy-toot-toot
and rummy tum tums.
Jesus Christ is coming to town.
Little toy dolls
that cuddle and coo,
Elephants, boats
and Kiddie cars too.
Jesus Christ is coming to town.
The kids in Girl and Boy Land
will have a jubilee.
They're gonna build a toyland town
all around the Christmas tree.
Oh....You better watch out,
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why.
Jesus Christ is comin'
Jesus Christ is comin'
Jesus Christ is comin'
To town.
Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no... It's a cloud.
Joe needs to quit smokin'. It's turning his brain to pablum. Seriously, it's been 2,000 years, don't you think the joke is getting stale?
"Closer than we even think, because, we are witnessing Jews returning to their land."
Well, put me in the 'jesus ain't never coming back' camp. However, I'm rooting against all odds that he does just so I can see the horrified look on these fundy asshat faces when they get what's coming to them.
Darn. Where's that Kryptonite when you really need it?
"...I am stirring up your sincere mind by way of reminder, that you should remember the predictions of the holy prophets and the commandment of the Lord and Savior through your apostles, knowing this first of all, that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing, following their own sinful desires. They will say, 'Where is the promise of his coming? For ever since the fathers fell asleep, all things are continuing as they were from the beginning of creation.' "
Stephanie sure showed us.
I'd love to lean over a dying 90 year old raptard and whisper...
DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN, DID IT ASSHOLE??
[but that's just my kooky sense of humor]
Prove the (C)Rapture will happen. Go ahead.
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"Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior!"
Rena Sayers (from the anime "My-Otome") could kick the collective arses of Superman, The Flash, Goku/Broly, Kenshiro, and Dio Brando - and even your Jesus - all at the same time:
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If you've seen episides 1 & 3 of "My-Otome O~S.ifr", you'll know why, not for nothing, is she known as the 'Monster of Garderobe'.
Anon-e-moose
@Justanotheratheist
"The rapture is near, the rapture is near, yadda yadda yadda. When will these cretins ever
get the message that the re-evolution of T Rex is nearer than the fucking rapture?"
Which may happen sooner than you think...:
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X3
I can't imagine what kind of horrific scenes willl occur
You LLLOOOOVE!
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Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus coming to tell you, "'ey, Senor, I come to cot de grass an' poot de trosh, an' I paint de porch like joo say...bot joo know wot? Ees no a porch...ees a Bee Emm Dobeljoo.
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