I've been suspecting this for a long time...that Feminism and sanctioned misandry is really just a way to divide and conquer a people and to prevent any uprisings or revolution.
The state does not want another Jesus to appear. If Jesus came down from heaven and revealed himself...you bet that the armies of this planet would descend upon him and crucify him all over again, and those armies themselves would most likely be Christian.
There are little hints here and there that Feminism is really a government ploy. For example, in the USA, Feminism was and still is CIA funded. CIA is notorious for overthrowing governments or snuffing out revolutions...what makes the USA any different?
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"There are little hints here and there that Feminism is really a government ploy. For example, in the USA, Feminism was and still is CIA funded. CIA is notorious for overthrowing governments or snuffing out revolutions...what makes the USA any different?"
So, the "little hints here and there" are what exactly?
Crazy for sure but speaks a hint of truth.
"If Jesus came down from heaven and revealed himself...you bet that the armies of this planet would descend upon him and crucify him all over again, and those armies themselves would most likely be Christian. "
Probably because Jesus would be dark skinned and raptards would think he was the Anti-Christ.
wow, he has a shining light of...is it comprehension? embedded in that drivel. "If Jesus came down from heaven and revealed himself...you bet that the armies of this planet would descend upon him and crucify him all over again, and those armies themselves would most likely be Christian."
*Therapist scratches down notes as yingyangbalance babbles*
"CIA...using feminists to raise armies...to kill Jesus because they hate men..."
"Tell me about your mother."
"If Jesus came down from heaven and revealed himself...you bet that the armies of this planet would descend upon him and crucify him all over again, and those armies themselves would most likely be Christian."
Ok, THAT bit I have to agree with.
Wait, women wanting to be treated as equals is supposed to divide the people? And how exactly is taking away women's rights supposed to prevent any kind of uprisings or revolution? I'd think giving them equal rights would prevent them from wanting to revolt.
If Jesus came down from heaven and revealed himself... well, I'll just wait for that to happen first. But I won't hold my breath.
And why is it that every crazy in the country thinks that anything they don't like is run by the CIA? Oh and the women's suffrage movement was in the early 20th century, while the CIA didn't appear until after WWII.
"If Jesus came down from heaven and revealed himself...you bet that the armies of this planet would descend upon him and crucify him all over again, and those armies themselves would most likely be Christian."
I believe this, but not for the same reasons. It's likely because they would claim that Jesus was too "liberal," and would likely be calling for them to put down their weapons, for people to stop killing each other, sell all their belongings and help the poor, giving free medical care to everyone, and a host of other things that conservative Christians don't want to practice.
Damn, you figured us out! We don't actually want to be treated like human beings, we just want to screw over your religion!
*for the record, I think that if Jesus really did exist and really did come back, he'd either have to use supernatural powers to prove who he is immediately or he'd get thrown into an institution. Honestly, there are hundreds of people out there who keep saying they're him..
Since Jesus was totally celibate and hung around with women and social pariahs all the time, the only thing that makes sense is that, if he returns, he is probably going to be killed by the so called Christians and, by the way, anti-feminists. Apart from that, I don't see the connection.
"If Jesus came down from heaven and revealed himself...you bet that the armies of this planet would descend upon him and crucify him all over again, and those armies themselves would most likely be Christian"
I, actually agree with this portion of the ramble. The rest is at least entertaining and a fresh new style of nutcase.
Sometimes people become unhinged with the antimisandry, like this guy.
It's not wrong to object to women feeling any sort of bitterness or mistrust towards the male gender, as two wrongs don't make a right, but yeah.
Also, nothing inherently wrong with not trusting the CIA, they are very secretive so they really could be up to literally anything, though I highly doubt it's what this guy says.
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