As for dinosaurs. This is a good scene to describe how they have been used against god.
6,000 B.C. - Garden of Eden
4400 B.C. - Building Site of Noah's Ark.
1900 A.D. - Discovery of Dino Bones
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Bria, what she's saying is essentially a combination of the 'Dinosaur fossils created by the flood' myth, together with the 'evolution is the tool of the Satan-worshipping atheists' [/snark] meme. In other words, a fairly standard combination of ignorance and slander.
@YPhantom
Is this some sort of crazy fundie off-Broadway production?
I love how people are so unwilling to spend the time and effort to understand what science has uncovered, and how we know, that they will instead make up preposterous fantasies, and labor under the delusion that such are "rational", while they scientists' 'stories' are "make-believe".
OK sweetie, it's a little late now, but when you're setting your hair buns, you're not meant to do both sides with the same skewer.
I can understand why primitive people thousands of years ago had to come up with these fantasies to try and explain their existence and the world around them. What is really mind blowing is that most people today are willing to still believe the fantasies when science has done a damn fine job of explaining these "mysteries." Not only do they believe it, they make up crap to try to discredit it. This is truly awe-inspiring ignorance.
Princess Leia is a woman of intelligence, wit, and dignity. This dipstick wouldn't know any of those qualities if they hit her over the head with a dinosaur bone.
Nothing is said in the Babble about Noah and/or his sons being of above average height.
These idiots have never explained why it is we've only ever been able to find fossilized dinosaur bones if their extinction happened only 4000 years ago (Flood chronology). Yet we've been able to find the carcasses of wooly mammoth with meat on them.
These idiots have never explained why it is we've only ever been able to find fossilized dinosaur bones if their extinction happened only 4000 years ago (Flood chronology). Yet we've been able to find the carcasses of wooly mammoth with meat on them. way too much like real science. They'd never use it.
Noah - Are you joking? I fed them [dinosaurs]this morning, the two babies im bringing on the ark. A pink one and a blue one.
Most scientists have respect for the bible and are Christians. They make their scientific discoveries fit in with their beliefs usually. The scientific establishment is not atheistic, you turd blossom.
DEVIL: You realize you need to stop being rational, stop believing in scientific evidence, and, most of all, spew your idiocy all over the Web, right?
I wrote something about how the layers of sedementary rock are all nice and neat like a chronological book, allowing us to view, page-by-page, the development of large vertebrate animals from small tubeworms...
Somehow I was under the impression the Devil was a little more subtle than that, you know? I mean, his little speech to Eve did not go something like this:
based on this theory, 99.9% of the NBA are descended from Noah and his sons
fundie scienctific theory really does work
Anyone else ever think about how there are millions and millions of different sorts of animals? Far too many to fit on any ark, really. I mean, there would have had to have been some sort of... oh... simplified species which... gosh... I guess they just repopulated the world and a few mutations happened, and we got all these new animals out of it. Oh wait, that's evolution. Oops
Also, ever wonder if Noah and his family sat around checking the sexes of the animals all day? Think he made any mistakes? What if he'd gotten two blue dinosaurs by accident? Homosexual Dinosaurs!
Ouch!
*THUD*
...
Anyone got an aspirin?
Didn't the Chinese find dinosaur bones thousands of years ago, and based their belief in dragons upon them?
If the dinosaurs were on Noah's ark, where are they today? After all, if evolution is false, and all animals have always been like today, then there would be no extinction at all.
The devil says "Darn"?
So this is why there are no gopher trees around anymore, because George Wash Noah's 10'9" brat pulled them all out of the ground...
At long last, a convincing explanation. This is even better than the bible. Now I'm a believer. Good-bye, fstdt, I'm off to Jesus church...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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