[QUOTE(Bro Randy)
As I said above, any romantic touch, outside of marriage, leads to a desire for more touching. Any teen guy who is alive and honest will admit that.]
I think I honestly have to agree with you now, even though I'm a girl. I don't even want to hug a guy again. A couple months ago a guy I liked (who liked me too) massaged my back for a few mintues; afterwards I knew that that was wrong because of the way it made me feel.
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As I said above, any romantic touch, outside of marriage, leads to a desire for more touching.
Run away! Teh Sex, it is evil!
(What do you think romantic touch inside marriage leads to? A desire for teacakes and Ovaltine?)
Of course we want to touch someone we like more. Touch is an extremely important sense, and a relationship without it isn't going to have a very healthy sex life. (granted that's what bro randy and his bunch want)
The real issue here's with you freaks teaching children that its "wrong", "horrible", "a monstrosity that leads to eternal torture" and other such crap.
You claim its wrong to go against your "god's" nature and that he made you in his image (your words, not mine). Well, which is it? If you're going against your natural urges, then aren't you going against "his designs"?
I mean, if you're gonna believe in that stuff, you're supposed to believe in the WHOLE thing. Its "sin" otherwise.
I would like you to work as interpreter, as I´ve done, eight hours and a two hours per day in a gym afterwards. You´d know immediately how it feels, you idiot and how we need some fun and pleasure now and then.
What a minute here, haven't you been reading teens-4-Christ young lady? You are a fundie female and you are supposed to be obedient to that male! Now go back and do whatever he demands like a good little lesser being! You tell her Randy, she's violating your and Mrs. Debbie's teachings! She hasn't learned her rightful place according to your Bible, you might want to give her a whipping! That'll teach her budding feminist's ways. "Nip it, nip it. In the bud!"
And the LORD, thy God, sayeth, Surely if it feels good it is an abomination. Those who love me and obey my laws must never feel good.
You knew it was "wrong" because it felt good. Fucks like Bro Randy tell you that womenfolk shouldn't enjoy sex or intamacy, it's for the husband, not them. These fundies need to head to Jonestown and end the suffering sooner rather than later.
If she was into it, she should let it go. If she's old enough and feels ready for it, she should bring a pack of condoms to the next meeting, forget what the pastor says; if she's not ready, she should still enjoy herself.
On the other hand, if she didn't like it, she's probably a dyke and should go find herself a cute girl to get her back massages from.
Unnecessary guilt is bad, mmkay?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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