At its most basic, I believe birth control is a plan concocted by the ultimate enemy of humanity. I believe all artificial birth control is essentially satan’s plan to cause mayhem and discord, and ultimately death and extinction, for humans.
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Discord, death, and extinction are fixing to happen from overpopulation. And since all your advice, if taken, would lead to discord, death, and extinction, with plenty of misery and injustice on the way, I submit it is you who are Satan's thrall, Sunshine Mary.
Ha! I knew it wouldn't be long before another quote from this particular fundie made it onto this board; from looking around her site myself, I can see it's a whole new gold mine of crazy!
@Mike Litoris
Yow! That picture is disturbing! Sort of reminds me of a certain scene from the movie Slither !
"I believe birth control is a plan concocted by the ultimate enemy of humanity. "
You believe a fictional character is real, so everything that follows is fail.
I believe that birth control is a plan to reduce the number of unwanted children and back-alley abortions. What is an artificial birth control?
Wait, having fewer unwanted children being neglected and abused, fewer teenagers that might turn to crime and mayhem, thus making society more orderly, is Satan's plan to cause mayhem and discord? He's one stupid dolt if he think that's gonna work. The more civilized and prosperous a country is, the fewer kids are born to each woman.
As Earth is dangerously over-populated, we will reach extinction much faster by continuing to breed uncontrollably, than by adapting the population to the resources.
Artificial birth control has been around for a long time. The oldest known condom excavated is from the 1640s. The Egyptians used crocodile dung as a type of birth control.
As far as birth control and human extinction, you're full of bovine excrement. The pill became widely available in the 1960s. In 1960 the world population was 3 billion. In 2012, the world population reached 7 billion. We are not in danger of going extinct through the use of birth control.
Billions of people.
It's not working.
@Mike Litoris
Never do that again...
I believe all artificial birth control is essentially satan’s plan to cause mayhem and discord..,
And that's your problem, right there!
you guys' and gals' reactions to mike's (horrible) pic are funnier than the quote. have i become jaded?
"and discord"
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'...did someone mention my name?!'
(*Pours glass of chocolate milk; drinks glass, throws away milk, which explodes offscreen *)
[/John de Lancie]
Methinks that site should be renamed 'The Alicorn and the Draconequus '. X3
And Discord here would go to Bolivia, snort up the marchers there, and ignore the powder!
Oh, just admit it, sunshinemary.
What you really hate about birth control is that it allows other women to have the sex YOU crave, without the "punishment" of getting pregnant afterward.
Yes, but you only think that because you're a shi*head. Shi*heads were placed in our society by bad parents through acts of poor planning to cause mayhem and discord, and ultimately the death and extinction of clear, logical thinking.
@anon-e-moose
I love your posts, man.
Birth control is nothing new, yet people are far from an endangered species. Dangerous, yes. Endangered, certainly not.
@Mike Litoris
Usually the sight of a pregnant woman's belly is strangely beautiful in it's sensuous, round, earth-mother sort of way....
....Octomom, however....image
@Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis
When sunshitemary here said that word, I couldn't help it. And that particular action by Discord really appealed to my sense of the surreal.
Praise be to Lauren Faust (Ponies and Blessings Upon Her) for designing this character with Mr. De Lancie in mind, modelling Discord on "Star Trek"'s 'Q'. Genius!
Thought for the day: Discopie, or Discolestia...?! [/shipping] X3
@Mike Litoris - Suddenly my beer has turned to ashes in my mouth...
Oh, and sunshinemary? Quit being a douchecanoe, humanity is more likely to breed itself into extinction at this rate.
Sunshine Mary obviously is wealthy enough to pop out as many children as she wants. She's also healthy enough to do so.
Many women struggle to support two children these days and there are numerous reasons why some must limit their family size for physical/mental health reasons. And some simply don't want large families, or any children at all.
I hope that she is not teaching her children that birth control is wrong and that their destiny is to produce as many children as possible. This is not a mainstream Christian teaching outside of the Catholic Church.
Sadly, based on the comments on her now defunct blog, she has a lot of followers who believe as she does.
"cause mayhem and discord, and ultimately death and extinction, for humans."
Good. There's way too many of you anyway.
“At its most basic, I believe birth control is a plan concocted by the ultimate enemy of humanity.”
"I believe all artificial birth control is essentially satan’s plan to cause mayhem and discord,”
“and ultimately death and extinction, for humans.”
Extinction.
We’re going to be wiped out by having the ability to say, ‘That many and no more,’ and getting a vasectomy. Or ‘Not just yet’ and using condoms?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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