[In a thread about the Antichrist]
"well, i dont know if this has anything to do with it but in the bible didnt it say like "two brothers will fall" or something like that and the twin towers fell.
then it said something about tornadoes and lal these tornadoes were coming.then it said about a huricane and huricane katrina came.im not sure if it said it in that order but yeah.and in the bible it said it all in order?does it say that in the bible or what?
also, after the Pope died,natural disasters occured.i dont kbow if its just me that noticed that.I heard supposably after this Pope dies, An african american Pope wil come and hes evil. These are rumors i heard. I am unsure though."
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"Two brother will fall"{ is part of the cryptic and wide target prophecies of Nostradamus
"In the City of God there will be a great thunder,
Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb",
The third big war will begin when the big city is burning"
To make it even more ironic that's not a real Nostradamus passage.
He also predicted a set number of popes before the end of the world or possibly the RCC. The current one would be the "olive pope" followed by the final "scarlet pope".
zipperback - Actually, the Bible does talk about two prophets who will be killed, and the world will celebrate and men will give each other gifts and so forth. Their bodies will lie in the street for three days, after which they will rise.
Hooray for The Revelation.
Pinktwin? Hmmm.
Weekend horoscope...
"Go with another's suggestion" on saturday was followed by, "Zero in on what you want" the following day. WOW!
I DID ask my friend where we should go eat, and the next day I watched a DVD that I rented a couple days ago. HOW did they KNOW?
Oh right, clouds occasionally look like familiar things and secret wishes. You, the bible, and a bunch of imagination are screwing with your head.
And by the way, since when are towers kinship?, I think is bad enough to take things literally, but profecies...................
"also, after the Pope died,natural disasters occured."
Funny thing, that. Natural disasters occurred before he died, too. They have been happening during the lives of pretty much every pope, and even before there ever were popes. And they still happen, and will continue to happen -- no, that's not prophecy, just mundane truth.
Mixing Nostrodamus and the Bible? An African-American pope?!? This is what happens when your main source of information is the Weekly World News.
~David D.G.
well, i dont know if this has anything to do with it but in the bible didnt it say like "two brothers will fall" or something like that and the twin towers fell.
How obvious - after all, no two of anything else have ever died or been destroyed throughout history.
then it said something about tornadoes and lal these tornadoes were coming.then it said about a huricane and huricane katrina came.im not sure if it said it in that order but yeah.and in the bible it said it all in order?does it say that in the bible or what?
There have been countless tornadoes throughout history, of all sizes, so arguing about the occurence of any one is not particularly insightful.
also, after the Pope died,natural disasters occured.i dont kbow if its just me that noticed that.I heard supposably after this Pope dies, An african american Pope wil come and hes evil. These are rumors i heard. I am unsure though.
Again, natural disasters were around before the last pope, and will presumably continue regardless of who ends up wearing the silly hat.
An african american Pope wil come and hes evil. These are rumors i heard. I am unsure though.
I will eat my own head if there's an American Pope in my lifetime.
Let's review somethings... There has been more than one Pope. Would horrible things (such as Rapture?) happen after they died?
Also, you're not even sure if this is really in the Bible or not. Please be absolutely sure about these things before posting. It saves you this horrible one-sided talking to.
The prophesy about the popes is attributed to St. Malachy, and the list is here .
The prophesies are generally considered to be a forgery. There are some interesting connections, but just as many misses. Also, there is a gap between the prophesy of the current pope and the final pope, so there could be any number of popes in between Benedict and "Peter the Roman."
I'm rather surprised fundies are even bothering with Catholic prophesies, after all, we Catholics aren't even Christians according to them, so why worry? Clearly God wouldn't give us the correct info anyway if we're so evil.
>>also, after the Pope died,natural disasters occured<<
And after Nostradamus died, there were natural disasters. And after Hitler died there were natural disasters. And after I ate that twinkie that had been sitting in the back of my pantry for god knows how long, there were natural disasters.
Natural disasters are not an uncommon phenomenon!
Everything fucking relates to America! Hi, pinktwin, I'm an Australian, although I'm fortunate enough to hold citizenship in some other countries. We have a thriving economy, an government almost as stupid as yours, lots of natural disasters and we've even got cool spiders that like to kill people. In fact, I believe we've got a large proportion of the world's spiders that like to kill people. We're really fucking proud of that.
Why, why, why are fundie Americans so wrapped up in their own country's affairs? I've travelled a lot and met a lot of stupid people from around the world, and despite their mental handicaps, they're well aware that country A's affairs, for example, do not exist in a bubble that cancel out the affairs of countries B, C, D, and so forth.
If the antichrist pope is coming, then I say he has as much of a chance of being from New Zealand as from the US, or even, say, Tuvalu. And why shouldn't Algeria supply their own antichrist pope?
<< ...we've even got cool spiders that like to kill people. In fact, I believe we've got a large proportion of the world's spiders that like to kill people. We're really fucking proud of that. >>
hairband: Remind me never, ever to visit Australia. I know there's lots of really cool stuff about that place, and I know I'll miss it, but THIS is something I couldn't even begin to handle. I'd get there and never be able to force myself off the plane.
~David D.G.
David: we also have lots of deadly snakes. And sharks, don't forget the sharks. And sting rays!
In addition, I believe Australia set some kind of record with the Martin Bryant incident and our homegrown gangsters are always happy to start up a turf war.
There may be more murderous Australians about, but I can't think of any at the moment.
On the plus side, we do have Lara Bingle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Bingle
hairband: Sharks and stingrays are cool; I don't like swimming, and they're not likely to come up on land after me. And snakes I can deal with; I've even held a few. Gangsters I'm less confident about, but I've been able to dodge ours in the U.S. so far. I'm basically not phobic about anything but spiders.
~David D.G.
<sigh> alright:
"well, i dont know if this has anything to do with it but in the bible didnt it say like "two brothers will fall" or something like that and the twin towers fell.
Nostradamus said that, and it's reaching, just a little. It's not like he said it on September 10th.
then it said something about tornadoes and lal these tornadoes were coming.then it said about a huricane and huricane katrina came.
Bad weather? Who but God could foresee that?
im not sure if it said it in that order but yeah.and in the bible it said it all in order?does it say that in the bible or what?
No.
also, after the Pope died,natural disasters occured.
Also, before the Pope died. And sometimes on a random Tuesday.
i dont kbow if its just me that noticed that.
Sadly, probably not.
I heard supposably after this Pope dies, An african american Pope wil come and hes evil.
Ok, first of all, supposably?
Second of all: I think you mean African. Not all people of color are American. I'm ok with the Pope potentially being evil.
These are rumors i heard. I am unsure though."
You did go to the right place for information.
after the Pope died,natural disasters occured.i dont kbow if its just me that noticed that.I heard supposably after this Pope dies, An african american Pope wil come and hes evil. These are rumors i heard. I am unsure though
MOVE ALONG!!!!
Nothing to see here people!
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Maybe pinktwin's thinking of Anton LaVey, who was called the Black Pope (the founder of an organization called the Church of Satan would naturally be considered evil by fundies). He wasn't African-American, though.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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