1) The Nobel Prize is Swedish.
2) Thanks to a myriad of events, WWI was actually caused by: Austro-Hungary, France (hey, if their armies hadn't been massed on the German border, there's a chance that that the war wouldn't have happened), Serbia, Britain, the U.S., Germany, and (probably most importantly) a group known as Crna Ruka.
2) The awards are neutral about the political spectrum. Anyone who does enough can do it. It's just by chance (or party ethics) that Fascists, Communists, and Reactionaries have never received any of the awards.
Of course, we do know that Conservatives have.... right?
3) NAZIsm is illegal in Germany. You can be (and usually are) sent to jail if you are proven to be one. Pure antisemitism recieves an equally harsh punishment. Hmmm... just me or is Germany harsher on NAZIs than America is?
4) Don't be proud that a Republican has never won an award. Winning one gives international credibility to the individual, something I believe that your party (and the whole of America) needs badly after G.W. Bush's two wars, the illegal detention and torture of civilians, and the hiring of mercenaries who have knowingly killed civilians on hundreds of occasions.
5) Prostitution may be legal in Germany, but prostitution is in no way forced upon women by the country. There are other factors that go into it. Although, you could view it as a good thing because prostitutes are legally protected in Germany.
6) The Nobel Prize is a great thing, and those who see it as a tool of oppression are not fit to rule nor voice who has the right to rule as they fail to see reality.
