God says if you reject him, you may become homosexual.
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Well, the bible does say that:
Romans 1:26-27: "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
<<< Am I the only person who imagined a warning sticker on God as a result of this post, like the warnings on car side-view mirrors? >>>
Probably, but you reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw recently:
"IN CASE OF RAPTURE ... can I have your car?"
<< "God says if you reject him, you may become homosexual." >>
What if you don't reject him outright, but just never return his calls? Does that make you bi-curious, or what?
~David D.G.
Yey for Romans 2.
In particular 25-28....
* For circumcision verily profiteth, if thou keep the law: but if thou be a breaker of the law, thy circumcision is made uncircumcision.
* Therefore if the uncircumcision keep the righteousness of the law, shall not his uncircumcision be counted for circumcision?
* And shall not uncircumcision which is by nature, if it fulfil the law, judge thee, who by the letter and circumcision dost transgress the law?
* For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither [is that] circumcision, which is outward in the flesh:
"God says if you reject him, you may become homosexual."
I rejected your 'God' decades ago, in my teens. To this day, I'm still straight as a laser.
Annihilated argument much, John Holmes? X3
Confused?
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