"Fags have a 3 point agenda:"
I'll repeat myself: we don't have an agenda to begin with, nevermind giving it three seperate points.
Also, the correct term is "homosexual."
"1) decriminalize sodomy"
Incorrect. Enough said.
" 2) add fags to the protected classes as victims like blacks"
A hate crime is a hate crime. If you beat someone because they're black, you attacked them because of their skin colour. If you beat someone because they're gay, you beat them because of their sexual orientation. Your descriminating regardless.
Don't hate me because logic disagrees with you.
"3) criminalize Gospel preaching against fags."
I know that I can't stop you from preaching your beliefs, but I'll ask politely: stop preaching hate.
If that doesn't work, I'll go through the legal system because, honestly, I'm tired of getting attacked (verbally and physically) over something I didn't choose.
"Canada's doom is now irreversible!"
So let me get this straight:
Equality = Doomed Nation?
Oh, ha... ha... you make me laugh once more WBC! You make me laugh!
"On April 28, 2004, Canada hoisted a filthy fag finger in the Face of God by passing a law making any criticism of homosexuals a crime punishable by fines and imprisonment."
Good job, you got the date of the law's passing correct, and yes, preaching hate against, or attacking; homosexual is illegal. Got a problem with it? Sue me! Because I, every other homosexual, and the judiciary, aren't about to try and repeal a law that grants equal rights to all citizens, simply because it infringes on your right to preach hate.
"The churches and preachers of Canada tried massive last-minute lobbying and protests on Parliament Hill to defeat the bill "
...and it didn't work. [sarcasm] Such a shame that you failed to preserve your right to preach hate. [/sarcasm]
Also, I'd hardly call that demonstration "massive." Last I heard, it only had about a thousand people (at most).
"too little, too late!"
Actually, even had you and your fellow bigots acted sooner, the bill still would have passed.
"For years, WBC has warned that Canada is a homo-fascist state"
Actually we're a Representative Democratic Constitutional Monarchy.
You get points for trying though.
"where the filthy fag agenda has become the law of the land."
I won't even bother to comment/correct this one because my explanation would involve large words that you wouldn't understand and would be grounded upon two equally foreign principles: Logic and Reality.
"WBC members have been arrested at Ottawa's International Airport upon entering Canada"
Gee... I wonder why? Is it because you're hate mongering, Constitution-attacking, bible thumping, prehistoric cowards who are afraid of the light of day?
[sarcasm] ...No... of course not... we must simply be fascists.... [/sarcasm]
" to picket Parliament and burn the Canadian flag."
Flag burning may not be illegal in Canada, but interrupting the parliamentary process and preaching hate are.
"WBC members were ordered by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police not to carry "God Hates Fags" signs on pain of arrest and prosecution"
So let me get this straight: You got arrested for wanting to preach hate... and your complaining about it?
Well, I never thought I'd ever say this, but "God bless our Thugs in Red Coats!"
"When WBC members did in fact actually burn the Canadian flag"
It may not be illegal, but burning our national flag won't earn you any friends up here.
"...in religious protest to Canada's approval of same-sex marriage, the so-called Christians of Canada were the loudest in denouncing WBC and "widely reviling" her Gospel message."
"So called Christians"? Wasn't it Jesus who said "love thy neighbor"? If anything, our "so called Christians" are more Christian than you.
Don't blame us because your desecrating your own beliefs.
"There is no hope for Canada."
The Spaghetti Monster told me otherwise.
"God hates Canada!"
IF he exists and doesn't follow his own rules (waaait, how many times has that happened before?).
Oh and one more thing: who made you Prophet?