is say screw science.the closest and most believable answer i found is that there is a god and he magically zapped us into existence.i dont believe in us evolving from monkeys and i dont believe that a huge sun exploded and created the universe.why?i dunno i just dont believe those.will i be flamed for posting my opinion?
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Have you ever noticed that it was science that created all of the stuff you enjoy today, such as television, cars, the internet, medicine and everything else besides? But what has religion invented, huh? Fairy-tales and stupidity.
Screw science indeed.
So...they should not be taught because they don't make you feel all warm and cozy and special and stuff?
The universe is a vast thing, and we are not the center of it, nor are we special. Deal with it.
"the closest and most believable answer i found is that there is a god and he magically zapped us into existence."
Who created God? [/Watchmaker Fallacy]
I say screw religion. I can't accept that snakes - and donkeys - talk; that bats lay eggs, rabbits chew their cud , nor that, whilst your supposedly 'omnipotent' God could simply 'zap into existence' this universe, world & all the animal life on it, but he couldn't do exactly the same with the first humans .
"is say screw science."
What is? That's the worst application of syntax I've ever seen! ... Oh, you say screw science? Well, maybe. You type it on your keyboard, then post it to the internet using your computer, I know that much. Are you familiar with irony? Please, look who I'm asking...
"the closest and most believable answer i found is that there is a god and he magically zapped us into existence."
That's the most believable answer you've found? Magic? Tell me, do you think "a warlock did it" is the most believable solution to every detective story, too? Were you disappointed by the unrealistic, natural explanations of the mysteries in Citizen Kane , The Maltese Falcon and Chinatown ?
i dont believe in us evolving from monkeys and i dont believe that a huge sun exploded and created the universe.
Neither does anyone else.
why?i dunno i just dont believe those.
Well, I can't argue with that.
will i be flamed for posting my opinion?
No, only ridiculed.
No hospitals, doctors, or modern medicine for you then. When you need that defibrillator, surgery, chemo, antibiotic, pain killer, or any other medicine, sorry, none for you, as that is science. All you get to use are leeches and this strange tool for drilling holes in your head.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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