Donald Fart's gonna have to be little thicker than a human hair to be able to enter the kingdom of Heaven; Obama has far more chance of being saved.
John Glenn is in Heaven now.
Tim Peake is already saved, then. [/International Space Station]
To actually experience being 'Raptured' you'd have to be as rich as Ubuntu creator Mark Shuttleworth.
So enjoy your paradox, Ruptured Retards. And Wiggy.