How disgusting, how vile, and how evil this part of Harry Potter truly is! In Potter's White Magic Witchcraft, we now see human sacrifice occurring, even though we get email constantly from White Magic practitioners -- like Wiccans -- who protest mightily that they do NOT practice human sacrifice. Here, we see that this type of human sacrifice is exceedingly important to the operation of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry specifically and of Witchcraft generally.
Furthermore, this type of human sacrifice is actually needed in some types of spells and magic. A former Black Magick Satanist has emailed to inform me: "The flying potions main ingredient is the fat from a sacrificed unbaptised male child below a certain age. This potion, once completed, will allow the witch or warlock that consumes it the ability to fly. This is, I am sure, where witches flying on brooms came from."
The next time you see a witch flying a broomstick, you will know that a human being paid for this ability with their life!
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Good Lord! Which Harry Potter books did this person read, and where the hell can I get a copy! Seriously, though, since these people barely believe in gravitational forces, how many un-baptized babies do they believe are killed every day to get a commercial aircraft airborne?
ROFLMAO.. you can't be serious.
1. Harry Potter is fiction.. and a rather good work of fiction, too.
2. People do NOT fly in real life.. at least without the assistance of a plane, chopper... or some other device. Whatever it is that they use, it is NOT witchcraft.
3. And this is MOST important.. put down your book of faerie-tales, stop believing in myths and educate yourself a little.. you may find that you don't make as much of a fool of yourself on as often an occasion.
How disgusting, how vile, and how evil it is for a child to read! For if they read this, they will hunger for more! They will read and read, and then become capable of independent thought! Then, alas, all our indoctrinated bullshit will be lost!
it is a book a work of fiction
and the "The flying potions main ingredient is the fat from a sacrificed unbaptised male child below a certain age." comes from the film warlock IMDB link
Um, I'm not sure what you've seen, but I have never seen a witch actually flying on a broomstick. I really don't expect to see one either, since Harry Potter books are fiction, meaning they are not true.
I suppose everyone might need a break from reality at certain times in their lives by watching movies, reading books... but this is just ridiculous.
Has anyone here actually seen a "witch" flying on a broomstick?
*crickets chirping*
I thought so.
The only human sacrifice that takes place in the book is the one of Harry's mom which, by chance, is of herself in order to save the life of her son, much like, yes, JESUS. Please, read the book, because I have the sensation you haven't.
Uh, Davey, you do realize that the witches flying on brooms in movies are just special effects, don't you? And that if you see witches on broomsticks in real life, it means that either you've gone of your meds, or someone slipped you some drug?
On second thought, you probably don't realize it...
That was the movie "Warlock," you goon.
About the human sacrifices- I think he may be talking about either Wormtail taking Harry's blood to restore Voldemort's power, or Voldemort killing people to make horcruxes. Still, he's totally off base. I have no idea where this broom flying thing came from.
You know, you can mock christians for exposing witchcraft all you like, but we aren't going to stop.
I know you parade around the internet as "athiests," but you defend everything satanatic.
If you really didn't believe in Jesus, why do you oppose Him and support everything what satan wants?
Harry Poter: a NUTREAL postion is one where you see that he is practicing witchcraft
Evolution: Science points to a young universe and a perfect design of the universe. A TRUE athiest would understand that the earth is young and the flood made the grand canyon, even if she didnt think God did it.
I can go on and on, but that would be violating Matthew 7:6 (that's in the Bible).
Dear BCD,
There is no such thing as witchcraft just as there is no such thing as your bible god. We mock that which we see as ridiculous and worth mocking. Any person with half a brain knows the Potter universe isn't real, but as you seem to think it is, you must be amongst those functioning with less than half a brain.
They think the idea of people flying on broomsticks is evil and satanic, yet they have no trouble believing some long-haired hippy a few thousand years ago was able to cross water without a boat, and float away on clouds. Double standards much?
@ Big Chicken Dinner: I am a Christian and I still say David Bay is a moron. Being a Christian does not exclude logic and reason. So what if my nearest cousins are apes. It does not make me any less a child of God. With that said, Noah must have been around 200 million years ago, because that is how long it took nature to carve the Grand Canyon.
A buried river channel found on a seismic survey 1,670 feet down beneath fossil-bearing limestone in Baylor County, Texas.
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The kicker is that the buried river channel itself rides on top of more layers of even older fossil-bearing rock a mile beneath IT. The evidence points to multiple depositions over time, as opposed to one single massive deposition over a short timespan.
This is one small, simple piece of evidence pointing to an ancient world. There's many, many more where that came from, too. I can go on and on as well.
"The flying potions main ingredient is the fat from a sacrificed unbaptised male child below a certain age. This potion, once completed, will allow the witch or warlock that consumes it the ability to fly."
No. That comes from the movie Warlock starring Richard E Grant and Julian Sands.
I knew there was something wrong with my flying potion! I managed to brew some polyjuice, but the flying just didn't work. All the other witches around made fun of me for that! Darn it! I'll show them! I'll post time and date of the flight, so you guys can look up in the sky and finally see witches fly!
Well, David Bayman, I'll let you be the one to tell Granny Weatherwax that. I'll be over here, in the bunker.
Each time I think that I have read the most stupid quote here, something like this “The next time you see a witch flying a broomstick, you will know that a human being paid for this ability with their life!"
Wow, just wow. How can any adult ever believe that people can actually fly on broomsticks?
The fundie world view is rather bleak. Their belief is that everything (clothes, movies, cartoons, books, comics, music, science, etc)is Satanically inspired.
Good. Gravy.
I think that Satanist was screwing with you, man- no one in their right mind would tell such far out lies.
That and I have no idea how you get 'fat' out of someone's body without making a huge mess. Oh, and by the way, where did you see said witch flying on broomstick?
David Bay,HMMMM, do you bay at the moon? Cause you being a werewolf is about as possible as you having seen a witch fly! Or probably as likely as you having read a Harry Potter book. I won't even go into your friendly (can we say came out your ass!)Black Magick Satanist who gives you satanic inside "true" information about flying broomsticks from a bad movie like "Warlock". I guess we're really lucky you haven't seen "Bedknobs and Broomsticks"(how many dead kids would it take to make a bed fly?) or "Mary Poppins"(was their blood sprinkled on her umbrella? how many kids per flying carousel horse?).PS Big Chick, You are the ones who mock Christianity by making it totally absurd in the eyes of non-believers with this kind of idiocy masquerading as some kind of honest religious discussion or general Christian belief. Your inane and insane nonsense makes Christianity seem a religion of dangerous nuts.
"Here, we see that this type of human sacrifice is exceedingly important to the operation of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft"
The next time I see a witch flying on a broomstick, it will probably be on some stupid video.
"the fat from an unbaptized male child"...yeah, I saw that movie too. Wasn't it about some evil time-traveling warlock from the twelfth century?
To protect yourself from warlocks, you just need to glue kosher salt to your foil hat.
Until this point I'd managed to convince myself that these people know Harry Potter is a work of fiction but just disapprove of the message. This is just beyond insane though, is this an adult ??? There really should be some kind of government sponsored mandatory IQ test to determine whether or not you're allowed on the Internet .... ah forget it, it'll no doubt just get corrupted by the Religious nuts too and wind up like, 'Do you believe in God ?? a) Yes b) Double yes c) No, I hate God and I'm an evil atheist who wants to kill everyone and drink the blood of babies that don't exist yet.
I've read all seven books and um... Rowling's pretty clear that only evil morons practice human sacrifice. What you may be referring to is Harry's mother sacrificing herself to save Harry before the events of the first book. If you'd read it, you would understand, but it seems self-sacrifice is not something you would understand...
And the next time I see a witch flying a broomstick, I will probably do something unlikely like convert to Christianity first.
Alright...Big Chicken Dinner...Your a fucking chimp. Come to think of it, Fundies very well could be an example of "evilution" considering the advances between them and the "Rational, civilized, and educated" masses.
Yep, I cut up this fat shit kid in my neighborhood with a blade forged by the Devil himself. Lets me fly around and violate livestock at -will-
Yeah, Christians definitely got the cannibal/human sacrifice part down. Who asked a particular man in the Bible to sacrifice his son? And then the poor guy was gonna do it and all of a sudden God was like, "Ohe noez! Waitz! I wuz kiddinz. U dnt takes me srsly? LOLOCAUST!!!"
Goddamned Sky wizards.
Yeah, I'll, uh, keep that in mind next time I see that...
I don't know about you, my broomsticks run on pixie dust. No human sacrifice involved.
Old Viking:
Nah, they come under ultralight rules. As long as they stay low, I don't think they're even required to have a licensed operator. It does help to keep a radio tuned to the FAA's broomstick frequency though.
Ok, I have read a recipe for a so-called flying potion. Yes, it includes a lot of fat, but did not specify from an unbaptised male child. It DID, however, require a large amount of opium.
Methinks it isn't the "flying in the air" kind of potion.
I guess the name and the "NUTREAL" thing should have been a hint that BCD was a poe and not a real nut ^^"
@Martha Jones: liposuction, maybe?
Could you at least pick a better and more, um, 'realistic' fiction series to pick on? If you think anything in Harry Potter = real life, you're one sorry sack of shit. And a delusional idiot. I wish you were Poe, but I have a feeling you're not.
I prefer using airplanes to fly. After all, it is superior to sacrificing unbaptised male children to gain the power of freaking flight. For starts you don't get bugs in your mouth and you don't have to sit on a freaking broomstick instead of "a comfy chair". What sort of moron witch uses a freaking broomstick when if you could make a broom fly you could probably make a sofa fly and so use that to travel in comfort? Eh?
In any case the whole site is failure in a jar.
The...next time?
You had a first time?
"The next time you see a witch flying on a broomstick..."
Ok, David, what ever you say.......
Oh HELL no.
No "Black Magic Satanist" would ever write something like that, are you kidding me?
I know LaVeyan Satanists and they're extremely reasonable people. Their religion is actually centered around doubt and disbelief of Christian beliefs and agenda - they don't believe in God OR Satan. The name is a provocation.
Theistic Satanists wouldn't buy this shit either. In fact, the only time I've heard of anyone killing unborn male babies or anything else like that is God in the Bible.
I don't see a problem with this, since he's a Christian he is fulfilling God's will that must mean that God wants him to think these things, which means they must be true! Therefore all of his opinions are automatically true and whoever argues otherwise is helping Satan!
/sarcasm
(although I'd be willing to bet money that's exactly what some people thing)
a "witch" is by popular christian definition *any* polytheist. do you really think odinists, wiccans, celts, etc believe the same things?
besides, if you aren't blatantly lying, anyone who would convert from satanism to christianity can't be a reliable source.
... give me one example of human sacrifice being glorified in the HP books. One.
Have you ever even READ Ms Rowling's work?
But don't worry; I'll keep that in mind next time I see a witch flying through the sky. *snerk*
The next time I see a witch on broomstick, I'll know I need medication.
If Harry Potter can be used to gain information on the truth behind white witchcraft, can I claim Stargate as my source for information on space travel?
About the ony witch I've ever seen riding a broomstick was riding MY broomstick, and I can gaurantee no one died (except for quite a few little deaths) doing it! Woof, woof!
Seriously, this person is a fucking loon.
1) The way to fly in the Potterverse is for a witch or wizard to put their hand above their broomstick and firmly say, 'Up!' This will make the broomstick rise to waist height where they may be mounted. Then you use the shifting of your body and handling of your broom to maneuver.
2) The 'HP' books are fiction and they are written as an allegory of the hero's journey. Much like the stories about Jesus in the Bible.
3) So, Abraham was considering being able to fly? Just asking.
tl;dr: 'BAWWWWWWWWW!' I'm butthurt that more kids are reading Harry Potter than another fiction book that they consider boring! And now they're reading "Twilight" - featuring vampires! They don't want to read about Jesus! 'WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!'
Seems that the Devil doesn't just have the best tunes, David...!
@Dagger
The likes of David Bay = the mad mullahs at a "Satanic Verses"-burning. It's a curious phenomenon known as 'Selective Illiteracy'.
Human Sacrifice? The operation of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? He is aware that it's all make-believe, isn't he?
What does White Magic practitioners have to do with the fantasies of Ms Rowling? Are they responsible for what her mind comes up with?
Spells and magic? Flying potions? Those mushrooms on your pizza was probably not ordinary field mushrooms.
The next time I see a witch flying on a broomstick? Ah, right about the next time there are two Thursdays in one week.
@Big Chicken Dinner
1.
I think the myth of witches on flying broomsticks are a result of hags rubbing hallucinogenic plant extracts on broomsticks, then proceeding to rub it between their legs.
The result are hags that think they are flying through the air. When in reality they are just high.
I may be wrong on some parts please verify.
The next time you see a witch flying a broomstick, you will know that a human being paid for this ability with their life!
AHA! As I suspected. Dang shape shifters and skin walkers buzzing my place day and night - it's enough to make an old man cranky. Morlocks or warlocks or whatever they're calling themselves these days - and don't think I haven't noticed the lack of unbaptised kids "of a certain age" around here lately, too. Hmmmph!! Excuse me - brb
Hey, YOU! Get outta my air space ya wee-otches.
Where was I? Oh, yeah, dang whippersnappers are disgusting; hanging around all day, reeking of popcorn and lollipop.
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Reminds me of a guy in my division, back in the late '60s, who turned in a request chit to be transferred to The Seaview, he was so disgusted with the lot of us.
This quote was so epic I had to read the page. Apparently the "human sacrifice" this fundie is referring to is in The Chamber of Secrets. Mr. Bay here performed uncanny leaps in logic and associated the fictional screaming mandrakes for babies, manage to make it sound as if putting these plants in dirt was tied to abortion, and hinted at the fact that he has no idea what fertilizer is actually made of. Later when the mandrakes needed to mature to be used to cure petrified people, the human sacrifice came in to play. I feel dumber.
<and the "The flying potions main ingredient is the fat from a sacrificed unbaptised male child below a certain age." comes from the film warlock IMDB link
Which was written by David Twohy, who got it from Puritan folklore. He made a trip to Salem to do reearch before wrting the screenplay.
well, i never see christians flying, so in other words, satan can grant me powers that the lord won't? sounds good to me
"The next time you see a witch flying a broomstick, you will know that a human being paid for this ability with their life!"
Yeah, except I've never seen witches flying on broomsticks - unless it was by some killer special effects.
A former Black Magick Satanist has emailed to inform me: "The flying potions main ingredient is the fat from a sacrificed unbaptised male child below a certain age..."
Hmmm...he seems awful specific right up until the age thing...almost like he's making it up as he goes.
Could it be...BULSHIT?! [/Church Lady]
Unfortunately for you, flying on a broomstick requires a costly wire setup (and possibly a stunt double). No, dynamite is not recommended, even if it does provide a shocker of a lift-off.
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