I suddenly have the desire to quote Edward Current:
We are a nation of faithful, who only want the Heavenly Father to fulfil his plan for the world.
They are a bunch of crazy religious fanatics.
We believe in God, the creator of the universe.
They believe in a made-up deity called "Allah", even though there's zero evidence that Allah even exists.
We follow the teachings of the Holy Bible, whose gentle wisdom has survived for thousands of years.
They follow the Koran, which isn't even mentioned in the Bible.