You know who's really going to burn -- that god-awful piece of trash, Richard Dawkins. That dude is going to smoke. Him and Daniel Dennet.....both of them are just going to boil for all eternity....and then, I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself.
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And according to the Bible, you will be there too, sharing the drink, for your arrogance. Remember the parable of the rich and the poor Lazarus?. It says nothing about the rich being like Richard Dawkins and poor Lazarus like you, but it says quite a lot about pride being a capital sin.
Whilst I'm extremely glad there is no hell in my theology, there are times I really wish there were so I could envisage these fundy asshats getting the shock of their lives.
But is suppose that only makes me as bad as them. Schadenfreude should be a major Bad Thing(tm) in anyone caring human being's book.
Ah, feel that Christian Love flow over you like a wave of sulfuric acid!
So basically...
Good unbelievers burn in eternity.
So... what's up with saying this or that person's really going to burn? If everyone who's different from fundies will burn, what's the distinction? Are we doing a Dante-style Hell Level thing now, going from Level 1, where the mere sinners are, to Level 7, the secret underground hell at the bottom of the elevator shaft, where you will eternally be tormented by trilby clones and the Tall man?
If God doesn't exist, that scenario won't happen, because we'll all just poof out of existence when we die.
If God does exist and is a just and reasonable being, that scenario won't happen, because good folks like Dawkins will be in heaven anyway, regardless of their beliefs in life.
If God does exist and is as sadistic and narrow-minded as you are, that scenario won't happen, because you'll be in torment right alongside the likes of Dawkins for your pride and schadenfreude.
Face it, Guzman(Supersport), it ain't gonna happen.
Supersport has revenge fantasies against the entire world. How pathetic.
I swear, he sounds more like a potential serial killer every day.
This really makes me hope that Hell was added to the bible by God, just to see who would buy into it.
"People burning forever and ever? And you liked the idea? What are you, fucking psychotic? Go on, beat it!"
Oh, I know. Where does Dawkins get these ideas about religions people being sanctimonious arseholes who feel justified in rejoicing in other peoples' pain? I don't know any religious people like that. Do you, Guz?
Nah. Course you don't.
Cunt.
You're awful sure of yourself, there, sport. I think you should maybe aim a little lower, just in case you're wrong. Wouldn't want to look *completely* foolish, would you?
Hm. Matter of fact, aim MUCH lower.
"I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself."
Not that I think Dawkins is actually going to hell. But don't be so sure you are going to abetter place then they.
How is Richard Dawkins so awful anyhow? He seems like a nice guy to me. He has opinions he isn't afraid to share. Is that wrong?
His opinions aren't hateful and he seems to care about people. Does that make him a god-awful piece of trash even if we presume he is completely incorrect about everything he says?
Any deity I would worship, would walk up behind yo and give you a divine boot in the ass and watch you belly flop into the lake of fire for something like that. And this twisted fuck has spawn. I seriously hope for their sake that if they doubt their faith, they do NOT tell him.
Lets see eternity in hell with Richard Dawkins, or eternity in heaven with you.....
Well that's not a very tough choice is it.
Anyway all the cool people are in hell, it's going to be a great place (especially after the ACLU lawyers get through with it).
Any place you are at would be the definition of Hell, so Richard Dawkins et al, will definitely be in heaven.
fundamentalists delenda est
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Double standards, anyone?
It'd be cool if only atheist got into heaven (however that words), then I'd be like "who's burning now, bitch!" then I'd be like, "I'll save you!" then at the last second change my mind.
How very catholic of you!
let he who is without sin cast the first stone dick face
Judge not lest ye be judged, and let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Et cetera.
This guy is on Jesus Christ's personal shit list.
Wanker.
cock sure of your place in heaven, then? Did you get a pre-paid ticket, then?
Forgive me (or not - it's immaterial to me), but aren't you supposed to have a Christian attitude to others, not judging them (God's prerogative, no?). And to fail in this is to be a sinner, No?
Asshole stupid hypocrite! There are only 144,000 tickets to be shared out over all of history past, present times and times to come. Now with all those holy people and saints and prophets and martyrs et cetera, what makes me think you won't get in? Oh yeah. The number is specificed in the Bible - Revelation! I don't reckon there will be many touting their tickets for the alternative that you have outlined. So I'll be happy to see you roast, broil, singe, smoke etc in my company!
Arrogance, gluttony, self-righteousness, putting yourself in God's place, rudeness, and lack of pity. Yeah I'm sure God just loves being represented by self-glorifying pharisees like you stupidsort.
Asshole fundies make me sick....and no, I'm not the one who will be burning, Guzman, it will be YOU for all the hatred & misery you enjoy inflicting on everyone who doesn't agree with your myopic, arrogant whaleshit.
And the lord said, "Sadism will be rewarded in heaven."
Sick fuck, if there is a hell, you'll be right next to them.
And they'll know we are Christians by our love,
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