Gods Servant #fundie

Gods Servant #fundie yourgoingtohell.com

About 75% of this battle will be fought in your own MIND.. since this spirit is linked to your soul.. The less you yield to your sick perverted thoughts.. The more ground you will gain.. after you gain it you must HOLD it by not slipping back.. This is direct combat with the homosexual demon.. It will increase its attack on you when it realizes you are fighting it.. So it will get worse before it gets better... when this happens rejoice! the demon is is starting to worry about losing its control.. Keep fighting! And using deliverance prayers on the demon itself.. This is like hand to hand combat on the demon. God will help you fight this battle.. Remember that you were not born a homosexual.. And by fighting this Demon you're choosing LIFE and saving yourself from a deep pit filled with HELLFIRE!

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old comment by Papabear

"About 75% of this battle will be fought in your own MIND.."
God's Servant, can you show that you HAVE 75% of a mind? "since this spirit is linked to your soul.." Can you show that humans have a soul? Also, ellipses are made of THREE dots, not two. "The less you yield to your sick perverted thoughts.. The more ground you will gain.." Define "sick" and "pervented," please. I'm sure that my thoughts differ from yours, or, at least the thoughts you will admit to, but I don't believe even my wildest sexual desires are "sick" or "perverted." "after you gain it you must HOLD it by not slipping back.." Slipping what back? "This is direct combat with the homosexual demon.." Demons are imaginary, therefore, there is not such thing as "the homosexual demon." "It will increase its attack on you when it realizes you are fighting it.. So it will get worse before it gets better..." No, I don't think so. Very good! You finally made a proper ellipsis. "when this happens rejoice!" Rejoice because one has sunken into a demon-haunted, guilt-ridden delusion? Hardly something to celebrate. "the demon is is starting to worry about losing its control.. Keep fighting! And using deliverance prayers on the demon itself.." Right, because prayers have been shown to be SO effective. "This is like hand to hand combat on the demon." No, if it was like hand to hand combat, one would be using one's hands. This is like a guilt-ridden mind's bad dream. "God will help you fight this battle.." Sure he will. There is no verifiable case of "God" directly intervening to the benefit of any person. "Remember that you were not born a homosexual.." There is substantial scientific evidence showing that homosexuality has a significant genetic basis. "And by fighting this Demon you're choosing LIFE and saving yourself from a deep pit filled with HELLFIRE!" By fighting this demon you're choosing to waste your time joining God's Servant in the deep pit of a dangerous delusion.

old comment by CousinTed

This bastard's been listening to too much Blue Oyster Cult:
"You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see All the scars are on the inside I'm not sure that there's anything left of me Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it It's time we had some leave We've been living in the flames We've been eating up our brains Oh please, don't let these shakes go on. You ask me why I'm weary, why I can't speak to you You blame me for my silence, say it's time I changed and grew But the war's still going on, dear, and there's nowhen that I know And I can't stand forever I can't say if we're ever gonna be free Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it It's time we had some leave We've been living in the flames We've been eating up our brains Oh please, don't let these shakes go on. You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars My energy is spent at last, and my armor is destroyed I have used up all my weapons, and I'm helpless and bereaved Wounds are all I'm made of Did I hear you say that this is victory? Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it Send me to the rear Where the tides of madness swell And men sliding into hell Oh please, don't let these shakes go on. "

old comment by Austin

Name: Homosexual Demon
Heart Points: 1,000,000 Damage Points: 10 Stats: The Homosexual Demon has special magical abilities that can counter the effects of any magical item you have in your inventory. With it's Queer Spear attck, it can dish out 25 damage points unless you carry the mystical Straight Stone, which counters the Queer Spear and does 30.5 damage to the demon's Shroud of Rainbows, the technique which makes it invincible to all sexuality-related attacks and items. Once it's 1,000,000 HP have been drained, the demon will use it's Mind Bending attack to warp your mind, turning you into a gay sex drone and giving you 10% damage in the process unless you use the Playboy Puncher to counter this last resort attack. The demon also has the ability to send forth a legion of homosexual imps that will try to touch you in places or ways that make you feel uncomfortable unless you have the Sword of the Porn, which projects skimpy images of Hale Berry and converts all homosexual enemies into Straight Grunts. After defeating the demon, you control its Love Hammer, which it uses to make strapping young men fall under its siren-like influence. Lastly, after defeating the Homosexual Demon, you gain the ability to kill friends and familty who have fallen under its powers. Memorable Quotes: Rub ya here, rub ya there, rub ya EVERYWHERE!

old comment by Austin

Thanx! Here's some new and improved statistics on the Homosexual Demon.
Name: Reinkario/Homosexual Demon Reincarnated Heart points: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Attack points: 1,000,000,000 Defense points: 1,000,000,000,000,000 Stats: After you defeat the Homosexual Demon, the Dark Sages of Nuu Orliinz use their witchcraft to revive it in the form of Reinkario, the Homosexual Demon Reincarnated. In this form, the Homosexual Demon's influence is much stronger. Instead of directly urging you to submit to it, it now feeds on your insecure sexuality. To avoid falling prey to Reinkario's evil influence, you must use the magical Bigot Beam to shoot a foul beam of concentrated hatred directly into the weak spot on its chest. The evil spirit will fight back by showing you Playgirl magazines and repeating the phrase "You know you want it". Counter this attack immediately using the Da Niel Scepter, which sends you into a false sense of security in your sexuality. If all else fail, use the Nocturnal Closet of Shadow to shield yourself from the risen Homosexual Demon's power. It won't change the monster's effects, but it will allow you to hide them with ease. If the beast is defeated, it will revive by embedding itself in your soul. This gives the appearance of defeat, but when you return home from battle, it will latch onto your eldest son. Then, you must kill the child as quickly as possible, lest the Gay Virus spread to others. If you hesitate, Reinkario will possess your son, and you must fight to the death. In this possessed form, your son's strapping, muscular young body gets a major Level Up, becoming twice as strapping and muscular. The demon's seed is still within you, so you must use any item available to avoid falling prey to the sight of your own son's appeal. Then, use the Love Hammer to purge Reinkario from your son's spirit. This will kill your son, leaving only his burly body as a flesh puppet for the demon's soul. But hey, at least he's not alive to be gay anymore. Then, you must use the Straight Arrows, given to you by Princess Stella of Eks Lezbiianos, to eradicate Reinkario's Spectral Shroud, a new and improved version of the Shroud of Rainbows. Reinkario will then lick you in the most sensual of places, but you must ignore the pleasure and kill the demon anyway because you don't want people thinking you're a quiir! Keep using the Straight Arrows and the Nocturnal Closet of Shadow to drain the Homesexual Demon's magic. Note: The Homosexual Demon's lusty HP is much too high to overcome. You'll never win this fight unless your the most closeted, bigoted and hateful gent in all the land. You should have admitted you were gay a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago. ^_^

old comment by SonnyGoten

It's like an erotic SM story. ^__^

"About 75% of this battle will be fought in your own MIND.. since this spirit is linked to your soul.. (The battle in your mind will go like this: "I wanna be submissive... No. Must. Dominate. Him.") The less you yield to your sick perverted thoughts(to be submissive).. The more ground you will gain(to be dominant).. after you gain it you must HOLD it by not slipping back.. This is direct combat with the homosexual demon.. It will increase its attack on you by kissing and licking you) when it realizes you are fighting it.. So it will get worse before it gets better (because when he tires, you can gain control!!)... when this happens rejoice! the demon is starting to worry about losing its control.. Keep fighting! And using deliverance prayers (read: seductive words) on the demon itself.. This is like hand to hand combat on the demon (yup, lots of touching during the foreplay). God (that is probably the name of your dildo) will help you fight this battle.. Remember that you were not born a homosexual (of course not, you like to hump anything that moves ^_~) .. And by fighting this Demon you're choosing LIFE and saving yourself from a deep pit filled with HELLFIRE!" (Because now you'll be the cause of the hellfire within the deep pits of your submissive bed-partner.)

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