I would rather put my .38 pistol in a child's room than put a computer or a television set there. The devil's crowd is working how to get to your children.
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Sure, guns can kill you, but knowledge is really dangerous. After all, son, if you know about the outside world, you may realize that there's more to life than the narrow-minded one-sided bilge I'm feeding you, and then you won't be a good little sheep anymore.
@Napoleon the Clown, it took some children (including me while in school) about 30 minutes to find ways to disable/circumvent such programs. Plus the fact that they are not fool proof.
My kids have computers, with internet access, but no televisions in their rooms. They consistently pull down straight A's in High School. I don't worry about their surfing habits.
You! Out of the gene pool!
Wow, you are right! After reading your post on my computer, I TOO placed a loaded handgun in my child's room. Damn you devil computer! You'll be the end of me yet! If his kid survives I will feel very, very sorry for it. Probably a Unibomber2 in the making.
Jeepers. Yeah, let's give the tyke a loaded firearm to play with, instead of letting him watch something like Sesame Street. Can't have them thinking for themselves, after all.
I'll bet this guy's argument, such as it is, goes something like this:
Well, I'd rather catch my kid watching porn and crappy daytime tv than playing with a loaded gun. At least in the former case, one can yell "What the hell do you think you're doing?" without fearing for one's lofe.
You're exactly right in saying that. People don't know about the satanic horrors on the internet and television. Give your son a gun and teach him how fun it is to shoot animals, queers, and anyone else you don't like. After all, killing someone is okay by the Lord!
(reads a copy of the ten commandments) Oh wait...
Okay, but just don't be freaked out when your son attempts to summon his Persona with it.
... Okay, in non-SMT-geek words, don't be surprised when your son blasts his brains out as a result of you putting a loaded firearm in his room.
I really hope you don't have kids. If you do, I hope you get arrested for endangering them, and the kids go to a liberal foster home where somebody can hopefully undo the damage you've done to their minds.
Oh yeah; better a dead child than an educated or entertained child, right?
Education is DANGEROUS, after all. You seem to sympathize with the people who put a gun close to the head of the girl below.
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you would deny your child a searchable Bible concordance with pictures aqnd parables told by Jesus himself (* or credible actor) and nice action games like "Help the bunny find a carrot" and such ?
just because you Have a computer does not mean you MUST look at porn (or science )
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