No.6 in a series of bubblegum dirges for fundie kids.
WE ARE FUNDIES
We sliced up a homo and dragged out his guts.
We strung up a nigger cos he wasn't one of us.
We shit on an a muslim cos we are civilized.
We'll beat all our drudges for the rest of our lives.
Why?
Cos we are fundies
O why?
Cos we are fundies
And we lie, rage, holler and rant.
And it says in the bible we're right.
We use subterfuge, deception and cant.
Cos we're miserable, whiney and white.
We are fundies.
We think we are special, all others are scum
We think it's disgraceful when other people cum
We home school our children and we don't spare the rod
That's why we're all psychopaths and zombies for God.
Why?
Cos we are fundies
O why?
Cos we are fundies
And we lie, rage, holler and rant.
And it says in the bible we're right.
We use subterfuge, deception and cant.
Cos we're miserable, whiney and white.
We are fundies.
Here that heavenly trumpet
That's heaven's mighty blast
Calling us all home to Him
The time has come at last.
We have no fellow feeling
We're selfish to the core
We'll gladly leave the rest behind
We don't need them no more.
We think that the universe is just a few years old
We listen to what our pastors say and do whatever we're told
And we're selfish, arrogant bastards that can do no wrong
We're self-righteous, zealous clods, so listen to our song.
Why?
Cos we are fundies
O why?
Cos we are fundies
And we lie, rage, holler and rant.
And it says in the bible we're right.
We use subterfuge, deception and cant.
Cos we're miserable, whiney and white.
We are fundies.
O yeah
We are fundies
(repeat 'til fade out)
Copyright 2009 Pules Thamex