Sermon 14: Not of the World
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." I am taking a break from the "Debunked" series in order to provide a clear and necessary message.
Last Friday, sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her sixth wicked studio album called reputation. Liberal transvestite loving corporation Target heavily promoted it, as I saw in my local store on Friday. Wicked sinful picture books that are full of pornographic images were being sold as well as immodest clothing promoting the evil pop star. These wicked things were gobbled up by those who are secular, including the "Christians" who are Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Mainline Protestants, or weak sauce "Evangelicals!" Probably some other wicked apostates like Jews, Muslims, and Mormons in there too! True Christians like Independent Fundamentalist Baptists find this sinful content repugnant and a direct violation of the Word! You cannot serve two masters! YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP GOD, OR YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP TAYLOR SWIFT! Choose wisely, because your eternal fate depends upon it!
There is one song so egregious that Swift's mother left the room and her manager plugged his ears. Yes, it was that bad! The song is called "Dress" and the vile lyrics are as follows:
"All of this silence and patience, pining and anticipation My hands are shaking from holding back from you (ah, ah, ah) All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting My hands are shaking from all this (ha, ha, ha, ha)
Say my name and everything just stops I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha) Carve your name into my bedpost Cause I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha)"
So, what does this tell us about the morality of the sinful and wicked Swift? Romans 14:13-23 says " Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way. know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean. But if thy brother be grieved with thy meat, now walkest thou not charitably. Destroy not him with thy meat, for whom Christ died. Let not then your good be evil spoken of: For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost. For he that in these things serveth Christ is acceptable to God, and approved of men. Let us therefore follow after the things which make for peace, and things wherewith one may edify another. For meat destroy not the work of God. All things indeed are pure; but it is evil for that man who eateth with offence. It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak. Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God. Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth. And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin."
That passage is clear as crystal, plain as day, but Swift heedeth not!!!!!! Matthew 4:7 says "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." IF YOU BUY THIS ALBUM AND LISTEN TO IT, YOU ARE INDEED TEMPTING THE LORD THY GOD AS TAYLOR SWIFT TEMPTS WEAK AND FEEBLE MEN BY MAKING THEM TURN INTO VULTURES EAGER TO GET THEIR NEXT FIX OF SEXUAL IMMORALIITY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!
Look, brothers in Christ, it is not worth eternal damnation! Sure, sex was the result of the fall as recorded in Genesis 3, but any sin can be overcome with meditative prayer and daily reading of the Word of God! Women might not be able to overcome their worldly fleshly desires, but MEN IN CHRIST OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO DO SO! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS SKIMPY DRESS IS IMMODEST, AND IT IS ONLY BOUGHT TO BE TAKEN OFF! IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS VILE ALBUM, YOU ARE BENT ON YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION AND WILL END UP IN THE LAKE OF FIRE UNLESS YOU GET THE ALBUM OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT AND TURN BEFORE YOU BURN YOURSELF! SWIFT IS QUITE IMMODEST AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY IF YOU DO NOT SAVE YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FLESHLY SINFUL BODY AND HER TRASHY LYRICS AND SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE ARE NOT WORTH ETERNAL HELLFIRE! ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT, BROTHER! God's people said AMEN!