This is all great and I will vote Trump. But, since the voting is done electronically, well, you can guess what is already going to happen. Stay prayed up and ask God for a miracle. These are the end times.
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Really? After all of the "glitches" in the Diebold voting machines slanted the results towards the Republicans you think Democrats will be the ones cheating?
And in these "end times" you're going to bet it all on an incompetent boob who bankrupted four companies and promises to start fights on multiple fronts with little to no rationale sacrificing the lives of American soldiers not for the safety of the American people but for the sake of fucking war.
Oish... Again with the end-times shtick.
And notice how if a Democrat wins, the vote is rigged; if a Reublican wins, it's the miracle of democracy!
And yet, we in the UK still rely upon putting an 'X' next to a candidate of our choice on a voting slip, then putting that slip in a ballot box.
Strange, that.
But then, the old saying goes 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it'. You can't fix stupid like Donald Fart - or his boyfriends - though.
"These are the End Times"
you can guess what is already going to happen.
Yes, Hillary will win because Trump will have alienated all the minorities and women, and white males who aren't angry, right-wing conservatives. Trump voters will whine because their great conservative messiah didn't win, and instead of realizing they're in the tiny minority they will still insist that the "silent majority" agrees with them. They will either insist that a massive voter fraud conspiracy on behalf of the Clintons allowed Hillary to win, or else they'll throw Trump under the bus by inventing conspiracy theories about how he was always secretly in cahoots with Hillary in order to throw the election. Bookmark this page, because that's exactly what's going to happen if the 2016 election ends up being Hillary vs. Donald.
I have a theory: Trump's comb-over is actually a puppeteer parasite. That's why he's so insane! The hair is doing the thinking for him!
Thus, if ever you see Trump in person, shave him. It's the only way to save the man beneath the comb-over!
@Some Guy Passing Through.
Londo Mollari - when he became Emperor of the Centauri Republic - was kept in line by the Drakh via a Shadow-made 'Keeper' in "Babylon 5", so it wouldn't surprise me if that Bobby Charlton-esque rug on Donald Fart's bonce turned out to be a hideous Cthulean parasite.
If it's electronic the odds are in your favor. Despite years of researching voter fraud, mostly investigations fired up by Republican claims and unfounded, the most proven, factually documented fraud is still perpetrated BY Republicans.
Two of the biggest elections fraud findings were Ws "wins".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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