Pretty soon, nakedness would be the norm and bikinis will be 'modest' - as long as it's at the beach. This is the rate we are going. I wonder what will happen when nakedness isn't enough?
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Soon Skeletor will be the sexiest man alive!
I bet this person is either:
1.) A dude who is so ugly, stupid, loud, annoying, obnoxious, etc. to get laid.
2.) Is a chick who is overweight and feels uncomfortable showing off her large and in charge body.
T'Ain't No Sin
(Tom Waits 1993)
"When you hear sweet syncopation
And the music softly moans
T'ain't no sin to take off your skin
And dance around in your bones
When it gets too hot for comfort
And you can't get ice cream cones
T'ain't no sin to take off your skin
And dance around in your bones
Just like those bamboo babies
Down in the South Sea tropic zone
T'ain't no sin to take off your skin
And dance around in your bones"
Just for shits and giggles, check out this site and see the full original lyrics (in italics at the bottom) from the 1920's.
/music geek mode
I wonder what will happen when nakedness isn't enough?
The prostitutes will dress like librarians to attract some attention.
Sounds good to me!
Although in all seriousness, by the time I have kids, Eminem will probably be considered wholesome. It's just an example of how the world progresses and lets its hair down: hell, 50 years ago, the Beatles were considered obscene.
I don't know, but there is a topless-women movement which boob-obsessed guys and some feminists support.
So, after bikinis, it'll probably be one-pieces that only cover the bottom part.
It comes and goes, silly! When I was a teenager in the 80's, the "norm" was to go swimming in a pair of Adidas short, only, for both men and women. Then swimsuits became the norm and now it's bikinis.
When nakedness isn't enough, people will put on more clothes, and not seeing will be the alluring thing.
So you want women to be forced to wear Burkinis, Mr. Support ISIS ?
France wanted to ban these, so enjoy your MC Escher-esque multi-dimensional paradox up to the Paris shootings. [/'Freedom Fries']
Confused?
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