Stinky_Nigger #racist niggermania.net

My girlfriend is a "Mixed fleet captain" (She can fly different types of aircraft) for a old Dutch Airline. She was recently working a flight back from Lagos in Monkey land (They like going in to the Lions den)

A buck with a suit (Or as my girlfriend says you can dress up a turd but its still a turd) decided it was going to hold up monkeys and the humans board so it could puts shit in the overhead locker. The crew asked it to move in to the seat so others could get past it and the plane can get back to Europe (and more importantly so my girlfriend could complete her next sector to the UK to see me). It ooked and eeked about it having rights n sheeit to put its bag in the over head locker. The cabin manager gets my girlfriend to ask if she could talk some sense (LOL) into the mud monkey.

My girlfriend asks it to sit down and the crew will stow it elsewhere, it ignores her, she asks it again. It ooks that its not causing any trouble. My girlfriend tells it to sit down. Again it refuses but this time whilst it was trying to put its luggage up above the monkey chimps and pushes my girlfriend out of the way so it could go to another bin (She has a shiner on her face). The police come and take the buck away.

She says the police will release it after donations to the officers charity of its choice and complain calling racism n sheeit to the airline itll try and get a business class seat and other gibs. but as soon as you hurt an employee they cancel your booking.

She rang it through and they suggested she fly back and get treatment in Europe as "You don't know what you'll catch" in a local hospital

Ive already had words with the girlfriend telling her I don't want her on the monkey flights (She usually isn't) and her uniform will be burnt as its come into contact with a nigger.

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