lol lol lol. WOW!!!!!!!! I am so happy that I came to a site where everyone knows everything. Yes, it has been 200 years since Christ was here. So you think since it hasn't happened yet that it will not happen?? Everyone here seems to be looking for flaws in Christianity and to find something to point out and jump up and down about. I guess your "no God" thing is the answer. Well then count me in, we should all get together and burn bibles together!!!! NO WAY HOLMES!!!!!!! Look at current events, Jerusalem, HOLYLAND............Jesus will return as a saviour, hmmmmmm...................Jerusalem is on the brink of yet another holy war. hmmmmmm........................ Look at the weather, last winter here in Ohio we had 60 degree days last winter when it was supposed to be 20 degrees.....hmmmmm.......tsunamis...................Louisianna hurricane????????....................Things aren't the same anymore people. Don't tell me el~nino, RIGHT!!!!!!!!! He will return. The apocolypse..................what will you do??? Seek him now while you still can.
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The fertal cresent is the same as it has been for the passed 3000 years, painted red. Some people there now are developing nukes and they are all using guns, but blood is still being spilt over their gods.
Omg, the question in this poll-thread, which the OP started: "Why do you all deny him? Just because you have no logic to back it up??"
The Abnoxious Acronym of the Fuckwit three times in a row? Wow.
@Godisreal
Yes, it has been 200 years since Christ was here.
"lol lol lol. WOW!!!!!!!!"A post which starts with 3 lols is, well...uh... unlikely to represent the best in intellectual content.
"I am so happy that I came to a site where everyone knows everything. Yes, it has been 200 years since Christ was here. So you think since it hasn't happened yet that it will not happen??"
2000 years actually. However, it's not simply the elasped time, it's that the Bible quotes Jesus, Paul and others saying that Jesus would return within the lifespans of some of those in their audiences. 2000 years later, still no parousia.
"Everyone here seems to be looking for flaws in Christianity and to find something to point out and jump up and down about."
One does not need to look very hard to find egregious flaws in Xianity. We may jump up and down about them a little bit because Xians seem immune to such information.
"I guess your "no God" thing is the answer."
Excellent! I'm glad we agree on that.
"Well then count me in, we should all get together and burn bibles together!!!!"
Oh, we don't need to burn them. They'll make interesting historical relics, your one can use them to shim up that broken leg on the family-room sofa.
"NO WAY HOLMES!!!!!!! Look at current events, Jerusalem, HOLYLAND............"
So?
"Jesus will return as a saviour,"
I'm sure you fervently WISH that would be true, but Jesus didn't return when the Bible said he said he would. Being that he is supposedly omnipotent, either he's a liar or he does not exist.
"hmmmmmm...................Jerusalem is on the brink of yet another holy war. hmmmmmm........................ Look at the weather, last winter here in Ohio we had 60 degree days last winter when it was supposed to be 20 degrees.....hmmmmm.......tsunamis...................Louisianna hurricane????????....................Things aren't the same anymore people. Don't tell me el~nino, RIGHT!!!!!!!!! He will return."
Hmmmmmmm. I'm sure we could present you with mountains of scientific evidence concerning climate change and you would ignore it.
"The apocolypse..................what will you do??? Seek him now while you still can."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You send me an e-mail when Jesus arrives.
@Godisreal
Yes, it has been 200 years since Christ was here.
NO WAY HOLMES!!!!!!!
<<< Yes, it has been 200 years since Christ was here. So you think since it hasn't happened yet that it will not happen?? >>>
Children, listen carefully!
Well, if vague predictions are an indication of anything, I guess Jesus must be GOD! ...and Nostrodemus, and Jim Morrison.......
I hate people who type out affectations like "Hm" and "uh".
If you can't use actual words and punctuation to phrase your arguments, maybe you should stick to grunts and hand signs.
200 years? I thought it was 2000 years.
Nooooo! Don't burn books! Any books! Books are knowledge, and you can never have too much knowledge. Only the bigoted and the superstitious ones are afraid of knowledge.
So, during the plus four years that has gone since your post, Godis-real*, have you found more "evidence" for the imminent apocalypse?
* "godis" in Swedish means "candy" ;-)
Wow. Is retardation contagious, by any chance? Fundies hate sex, so maybe they propagate by biting normal people, who then turn into Fumbies, undead creatures so stupid, they shouldn't be alive... yet are. That rather neatly explains the brain decay suffered by Calvinists, Evangelicals, and some Protestants.
Making up crap is fun, isn't it??
This is what happens when you smoke your own pubic hair.
Hannah Cockroft is still needing her wheelchair for the 2020 Tokyo Paralympics. Oscar Pistorius doesn't have a leg to stand on: in more ways than one.
And Charlie Gard conclusively proves that your 'God' isn't real, hmmmmmmm...?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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