My grandfather fought for it in WW I
I'm done with it.....
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If gay marriage makes you leave the country, then you never really fought for it at all, did you? You only fought for the things you liked, whereas real patriots fought and died for the whole damned thing.
But you want to keep the economic, social, political and security ties with the US that living in Panama affords. Say hello to your new neighbors: I hope you treat them with the same respect as you expect from them:
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Moving to Panama 08/01/2015.
You are aware that lying is a sin, right? I don't believe you, not for one second.
Pure bullshit, you're not moving to Panama or anywhere else and you know it.
There are 2 major influences in Panama, the US and the Vatican.
Guess which 1 has more clout. I'll give you a hint, its the 1 that helped Panama succeed from Columbia.
"Moving to Panama 08/01/2015."
Please note we're actually overjoyed bigoted assholes like you are getting the fuck out. Please take all of your hateful, bigoted, homophobic asshole friends with you.
While you're at it, you should go to a much better place...Proxima Centauri.
I presume you'll be renouncing your US citizenship and refusing any Social Security payments they may try to send you in Panama, as well. Be sure to apply for Panamanian citizenship as soon as you arrive; otherwise, they might consider you an illegal.
Hope you speak Spanish. They really, really don't want to hear you demand they speak your language in their country.
Happy trails, and if you ever need a country to call your own... find another one. Don't hang around, don't call our friends; they won't know who you are.
I hate to do the "no true Scotsman" thing after constantly calling Bananaman out on it, especially in light of the kind of shit Vietnam vets have already received for fighting over there...
But if you and all your relatives were fighting for only some of America, I don't think you were fighting very hard. If you're willing to put your life on the line for the land of the free, but then immediately consider leaving entirely once another group finally gets the same freedoms you've had since its founding, you weren't fighting for the right reasons.
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