Almost all risk of STD and out-of-wedlock pregnancy can be avoided by saving intercourse for marriage. The lives and souls of our children are in our hands. Parents must take drastic measures to ensure the safety of their children by eliminating the primary elements of teenage sex: divorce, the media, and public schools.
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Divorce increases teenage sex rates how? Don't answer I really don't want to know how your fucked up little mind works.
Dear Dani,
Protect our children from STDs by not letting them learn of divorce, censoring the media, and not letting them into public schools!
Right, because STD's only came into existance after divorce was legalized, public schools were created, and the media came into being.
@Maronan
Protect our children from muscle atrophy due to lack of exercise by... um... damn.
Dante, I hope you served her ass on a platter for all the world to see!
A very good idea. While your'e at it, tell all your fundie friends to not have sex after marriage either. Less fundie breeding sounds great to me.
Parents, wrap your children in plastic sheeting and store them in the basement. Be sure to wrap their groins tightly. Don't educate them or let them watch, hear or read anything. Don't get a divorce, even if your spouse is a drunken, violent, child-molesting, sex-abusing asshole. Don't even mention divorce where your children might hear you. This will ensure that your children will grow up to be healthy, normal members of society.
I very slightly agree with this. Sex with one partner forever would obviously reduce the risk of STD's (assuming neither had any to begin with.)
if she likes men yet? Ask her how she responds to men who are considered attractive. Since I don't have a photo of myself to give you and show her, this task might be much harder.
Almost all risk of STD and out-of-wedlock pregnancy can also be avoided by educating children about birth control, and by having cheap and easy access to various birth control methods. But stupid assholes like yourself don't like to mention that, do you, Dani?
The first sentence is largely true (though there are other ways to avoid most of the risk as well). The second, not so much. But the primary element of teenage sex is hormones, not divorce, not the media, and not the public schools.
I thought that was back seats, behind the bleachers, and drive-in movies, but then I'm old enough to remember drive-in movies. Fondly.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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