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Did you know that 100 million years ago there were unicorns on the earth? But you see, there were not that many of them. you'll never find a fossil or skeleton.
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Skeletons are tier 1 units. Unicorns are tier 5,6,3 and 5 depending on which Heroes of Might and Magic game you are playing. So skeletons are pretty common, unicorns less so.
Sorry Jake, but 55mya, 10 million years after the meteorite wiped out the dinosaurs, we find the first equid (hoofie horsey thingy), not 100 mya.
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/horses/horse_evol.html
The first equid was Hyracotherium, a small forest animal of the early Eocene. This little animal (10-20" at the shoulder) looked nothing at all like a horse. It had a "doggish" look with an arched back, short neck, short snout, short legs, and long tail. It browsed on fruit and fairly soft foliage, and probably scampered from thicket to thicket like a modern muntjac deer, only stupider, slower, and not as agile. This famous little equid was once known by the lovely name "Eohippus", meaning "dawn horse". Some Hyracotherium traits to notice:
* Legs were flexible and rotatable with all major bones present and unfused.
Talk about your double standard. Even if fundies can't find any fossils or skeletons of unicorns, unicorns exist and that's fine. But if scientists don't find every single transitional fossil there ever was, evolution can't possibly be true. Nice.
No there weren't, I was around 100 million years ago and saw nary one! But, you see, I kept to myself a lot, so you'll not be able to find proof I was there[*].
[* Hence that you don't find any proof is evidence I'm telling the truth, see?.]
Oh look, Jakey boy has turned up.
Jake, you're an ignorant, puerile tosser who spams boards with crystals and joss sticks woo and other crap pulled out of your rectal orifice, quite possibly after smoking weapons grade hallucinogens. You wouldn't know a real scientific theory if it backed an M1A2 Abrams main battle tank into your ribcage. The good folks at IIDB, including the PROFESSIONAL SCIENTISTS OVER THERE whose HARD EVIDENCE you continually ignore and summarily dismiss with your usual teenage bad manners regard you as beneath contempt, and would love nothing more than for you to go away somewhere and disappear up your own a**e. Because you are a useless waste of oxygen, you waste the brain you were born with on masturbation fantasy world views, and your sole response to substantive evidence and searching questions presented to you by your elders and betters, many of whom have forgotten more than you will ever be capable of learning, consists of boorish evasion, cut and paste spam, and peevish one liners pulled out of the same orifice you pull your spam from. Now do the world a favour and fuck off and die, OK?
"But you see, there were not that many of them. you'll never find a fossil or skeleton."
And I have a dragon in my garage.
True.
Only one I ever saw was in Harcane Grove.
Oh, wait. You're not talking computer games, are you?
Must be why we will never find evidence of Jebus either, because there were never very many of him.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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