David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

I wrote this article to preach one main truth, and that is . . . IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIED TO EACH OTHER, KEEP YOUR FILTHY PAWS TO YOURSELF!!! You have no right to hug and caress another man who is NOT your husband. You have no right to even remove a piece of lint from his shoulder!!! And you men have no right to let a woman to whom you're not married hug or hold onto you!!! Proverbs 6:29, “So he that goeth in to his neighbour's wife; whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.” We've got a lot of guilty men in our churches today.

The same man that I am speaking about is close to committing adultery with the female staff member (if they haven't already). At the picnic, I was simply speaking to the man's wife at the food table, as she was standing across the fold-up table from me. Her jealous husband (the man whom I am speaking about) immediately rushed over to be present as I spoke with her. I can respect that, not a problem. I said nothing, but understood his jealousy. That's how a good husband behaves! Albeit, he hypocritically lets the female staff member hug and hang onto the right side of his body, and I saw the whole thing. They didn't think I noticed. They didn't care if anyone noticed. My opinion of that female staff member was formed that moment... a bad apple! They have the horrible mindset that they are good friends, like brother and sister, and the man's wife approves, so they foolishly think that makes it right to hug each other and buddy around like pals. IT IS WICKEDNESS!!! That single female staff member had no right to hug and hang onto that married man.

And shame on his professed Christian wife for allowing such improprieties. Why don't they have blindfolded knee-feeling parties at their house while they're at it! That's where male and female guests wear blindfolds, and touch each others knees, but no one knows who is touching them, or who they are touching. This is what the Devil's crowd does. You say, that is wicked! Yeah, and no less a wicked thing than a female church staff member hugging and hanging onto a married man. You say, boy you're really upset over this! If you're not, you're not right with God. GET RIGHT WITH GOD!!! I don't have a dirty mind, I have a man's mind. I'm not a homosexual. I see immoral, unethical and improprietous things that ought not be IN OUR CHURCHES TODAY!!! Who is on the Lord's side?

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