YES. THEY HAVE CHOSEN A POPE JUST TO HUSH THE RUMORS UP OF THE LAST POPE BEING PETRUS ROMANUS.
THEY WANT PEOPLE TO BELIEVE ALL IS WELLL AND WE SHOULD ALL LIVE NORMAL LIVES AND NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND PETRUS ROMANUS IS A NORMAL PERSON
NOT SOOOOO
RIGHT AFTER THE ECONOMY DIES ON MARCH 27 2013
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2013/02/the_coming_government_shutdown_the_march_1_sequestration_deadline_is_fake.html
POPE JOHN PAUL WILL COME BACK TO LIFE AS A DEMON IMPERSONATOR SOMEWHERE
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After reading the entire article and the comments that followed, I can't help but wonder if this guy is just fucking with people. You know, for fun. That Obama shapeshifting video was the lulz, though.
(I've been saving this one.)
MARTHA, THIS IS GOD! YOUR DRAIN'S CLOGGED AND YOUR SINK'S BACKED UP! THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! NOW GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY!
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Oh, "Insanity Hunter", that St. Malachy prophecy thing was a hoax, lay off of it, get some good psychiatric treatment & just be a good person, okay?
I hate to break it to you, but I distinctly remember someone claiming years ago that John Paul II was the final pope, and the next pope after him would be a false pope inspired by Satan who would change church doctrine to allow women to be priests, gay marriage, etc. Of course Benedict didn't do anything of the sort, and claiming that Francis is the last pope is just another in a long line of failed predictions.
Nice touch on John Paul II coming back to life, but frankly it's a little too early in the morning for this much crazy.
I KNOW 'CAUSE THE NUMBERS AND VOICES SAY SO!
Oi. Not all of us are like this, and how do you even know this is an American?
"YES. THEY HAVE CHOSEN A POPE JUST TO HUSH THE RUMORS UP OF THE LAST POPE BEING PETRUS ROMANUS ."
As he retires on...:
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...oh, and by what I've heard, Pope Ratzy the Nazi quit because it seems there's some shit a-comin' down, and he wanted out before it hit the fan. Thus leaving it for the next schmucko; in this case Pope Bogholio.
Oh, and:
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X3
@Thinking Allowed
"I bet this guy stands on street corners holding signs stating "THE END IS NEAR!".
Therefore...:
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>:D
I truly find it impossible to believe that these people are sane - or that they have lower case on the computers.
Also, isn't it strange that whenever it suits their purpose they make use of Catholic mythology, whilst normally damning Catholics and their Church to the lake of fire.
Inconsistent? Insane? Who cares so long as they stay in America and don't try to export their lunacy elsewhere. Sad for America, though.
BTW, if you look at other material put on the web by Salvation, there can be no doubt that this person is American. As I said, sad for America.
Who the fuck is Petrus Romanus?
*quick google search later
Oh, you think it's the last pope before the end of the world? That's real funny.
@YELLSALOT:
Aww. In all honesty, I was hoping you'd end up with John, Karkat.
Oh well, I guess that's just how concupiscence (or whatever the hell the Alternian term for romantic love is) works.
Fuck me, another doomsday date that will come and go with fuckall happening to the economy (except perhaps, at a push, in Cyprus).
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
Wait...what? The Pope before last is a stone Roman who's going to be the new Messiah and this is bad and...what?
Does anyone else feel like inspiration for this came largely from series five of Doctor Who? Inorganic Romans and stone angels and resurrections and, okay, Obama only turned up as the back of a head with no idea the world was ending again. But still.
@Apatheist
Who the fuck is Petrus Romanus?
*quick google search later
Oh, you think it's the last pope before the end of the world? That's real funny.
So John Paul II was the last pope before the end of the world and to hide that fact they elected two more popes? WTF!?
March 26, 2013:
Am waiting to see if predicted stock market crash actually occurs. Am not too worried since the last three Doomsday prophecies were no go. Also had a curse put on by a cab driver today (no, really) saying I would die tonight, so may not live to see said market crash. If this is my last post on these boards, it's been a blast corresponding with all you guys, and keep stickin' it to the religious nuts in the possible coming End Times. We'll need you then more than ever. Goodnight, FSTDT. We love you.
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