If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol
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"If you have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person"
Hmmm - that's bad - one of them's a real person (awkward when you recognise someone). There were a few fake pics. Interestingly they're all female and 'hot' - meaning he's totally objectifying women. He only has 2 actual friends on there - Kyle (pic of motorbike) and Schnook.
So God's Soldier, if you're in jail, and er..."drop the soap", does that mean you're married to Bubba?
OK, putting him in a mental institution before he can reproduce sounds like a good idea, but it may be too late. Based on what he said, who thinks he's already raped somebody?
Did any one else catch this?http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
Basically a farmer woke up and found someone fucking his goat.
"They [the village elders] said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
what about gang rape? does that mean she gets lots of husbands?
Die slowly and painfully, Gods Soldier.
Oh, we certainly are Devolving.
Good idea, "Gods soldier" your lack of concern for the apostrophe has made me realize what a fucking genius you are! Leave it to a childlike mental patient to show us the way!
Cant intelligent weapons be made to target these people? I mean really, if we do not make this assholity extinct, those assholes gonna make us as a whole go extinct... (An intelligent missile is more intelligent than this guy; at least it hits its goal).
Definitely the most inappropriate use of an LOL I've ever seen.
28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered,
29 he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
Other versions, such as king james are of course worded differently, but they mean the same thing.
Omg.
That is just SO funny! Totally LOL, right? I mean, c'mon.
Y'know what'd be funnier? If you fell in a ditch full of broken glass and poisonous spikes! HILARIOUS.
Its the 'lol' at the end of his already stupid statement that truly classifies this guy as a complete retard.
Totally makes me imagine him yuk-yukking like some sort of dentally impaired, inbred, unwashed yokel with a face that makes your average troll looks like a genius.
Which is probably what he'd look like anyway.
Lol? Remind me how rape is funny, exactly?
"I just got sexually abused by a man who may have scarred me psychologically forever and now I have to live with him for the rest of my life, pretending that I love him! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL0101!"
must we all be this naive? obviously the poster has misinterpreted the old testament law. (according to the law, the woman could still choose who she wanted to marry, but if for some reason she chose to marry her rapist, the rapist would have to honor her wishes and marry her)
but hey i've got an idea... instead of giving the poster a bunch of shit, why not pray that God would reaveal some wisdom to him? see what i mean? most of you are just as ignorant as he is.
grow a brain. or take your head off. whichever is easier, really.
go on, we're all waiting.
sucks o be this fundie but what kan we do lol
Seriously, though, I hate those three letters.
Ignant lolcat rote dis!
I marreed a raepst!
Yes, because the concept of being bound to such a sick fuck as a rapist (who first of all is rather unlikely to stick around, and second of all would make one PRIZE husband if he did), is absolutely hilarious.
The "he raped you, he owns you" concept makes Christians look positively primitive.
Like cavemen, one might say.
Oh, the irony.
Dear Whatever Spirit Or Spook Lives Out There,
Grant me the power to punch this person in the teeth over the Internet.
Thanks,
Sparkie
P.S. Please send us some peace and a solution to world hunger, too, if you can help with that.
"What can we do lol" ??????
So you think it's funny when a girl gets raped?
I'd love to see you get raped by a 400 pound huge guy!!!!
and the award for most inappropriate use of LOL ever goes to...drumroll please........
Gods soldier.
congrats, you should be very proud of yourself.
HELL NO!
First of all how could you ever ever say that in Gods eyes a if you are raped you are married to your rapist!
What kind of sick person thinks that God is that cruel.
SICK!
And nowhere in the bible does it say that if you have sex outside of marriage God considers you married to that person.
Oh, oh ya, don't stop!
So if these guys got shipped off to jail for being nimwits, and was monster-raped by two fat black-guys and three nazi's, that'd be Monogami... riiight? haha lol i mean what could you do olololo?11! they are SO S-M-R-Tz!!
Rape can be funny, too. Just imagine Porky Pig Raping Elmer Fudd
... Fair and Balanced
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"Squeal like a p-p-p-p-p-pig, b-b-b-b-b-boy!"
"And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery."
Matthew 19:9 (KJV)
Seems the OP doesn't even know his scripture, as according to this the girl in question would be considered divorced as soon as the rapist had sex with anyone else.
I am a woman, and I will make my own choices.
Well lets hope one day someone pushes your crazy ass over the edge and you do something stupid (like thats hard) and you go to prison where a lot of really large men rape you, then when you get to heaven you can be married to them, and then you can get ass raped for all eternity.
If so, what's marriage, to begin with? and consequently, what's the ceremony about?, why is necessary?. Or fornication, against which so much people preach?, what is adultery?, now does God allow polygamy, if the rapist is married? or the raped is married too?. Does he permit same sex marriage, if the rapist and the raped one are of the same sex?. Or are they preaching for a sin that can't exist?
"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person."
Wow. That means I'm married to over 60 people!
You, on the other hand ... I think we can safely assume that *you're* not going to be marrying anyone - oh, hold on, you've got your little rape plan. That solves that problem, then.
So if a woman is gang-raped is she married to the first guy in there or all of them systematically? Does "God" support forced polygamy now? What if she is raped by her father or brother - does incest equal marriage too? What if she is raped as a child? Does "God" support marriage to pedophiles?
Basically all Dog soldier is trying to say is that women should be uneducated, unobtrusive, silent and submissive, and that they should have no say whatsoever, not even over their own bodies. All this simply on the basis of gender, while a man can do as he pleases.
You make me sick, Dogs soldier. Never has the case for Ancient Roman-style castration been so strong.
Uncaring, uneducated babbledroid. That is to say, Fundie.
Sickening. Particularly the concluding 'lol'.
" it sucks for the girl but what can we do"
execute the man maybe - thus freeing her from the "godly" bond? Or is that too much for a true Xian (TM) man like this to accept.
PS really liked the "lol". It demonstrates to the universe that he's a waste of nutrients
" it sucks for the girl but what can we do"
execute the man maybe - thus freeing her from the "godly" bond? Or is that too much for a true Xian (TM) man like this to accept.
PS really liked the "lol". It demonstrates to the universe that he's a waste of nutrients
Well, in societies eyes, a society in fact created by your god, because of our brain structure, says that he's/she's a criminal. You cant tell me that if you were raped, honestly, you'd go "Hi honey! Im home!"
If so, why did God decide to punish so severely those who had sex before marriage, at least women?. Better, why do people marry, in the first place and people are so angry when they have sex if they're not?
I just love the replacement of all punctuation with 'Lol' Here's an example of this guys daily routine, which would be taken from his diary;
so i get out of bed lol get dressed lol and go downstairs lol where i have my breakfast lol then I go to work lol which is very long and tired-making lol
People are taking this as a joke, but for a very long time, women WERE forced to marry their rapists. Hell, in some modern societies, women are STILL forced to marry their rapists, if they're not being stoned for somehow "inviting" the man to rape her!
and if a man rapes a man in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the fundies and one of the men but what can we do lol
*slap*
Clearly, you're not thinking.
And in the eyes of a civilized society the rapist is a fucker who should suffer for his crime.
Bah, I don't have the strength. Anyone up for a rape crusade?
o wow, i didnt know that same-sex marriage was finally legal or that i married my ex who raped me and committed suicide, i wish sum1 woulda told me, but what can i do lol
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