[Replying to 'Hell is bullshit']
Uh, I heard recent "scientific" discovery that the core of our earth...that's right, that hot, steaming core. Apparently, some scientists shoved some microphone below the earth's surface, and they recorded agonizing screams of human misery.
Not to mention the irrefutable Nine Gates of Hell scattered around the earth. If you're skeptical, may I suggest that you visit at least one of them?
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"The irrefutable Nine Gates of Hell"?!? Please, what tabloid article, B-movie, or videogame did this fool mistake for a geography lesson?
Oh of course, not to mentions the IRREFUTABLE nine gates of hell!
I went to the only one I knew about for certain, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, DC 20500.
You seem to be confusing fictional stories with real life.
Isn't it funny how fundamentalists hate science... unless it seems to reinforce their theories (and only their theories. If it supports any opposing view, it's false).
The "Scientists discover Hell" thing was BS, and is not accepted at all, and I have never heard of these Gates, is that where I should queue up?
To scream, you must have vocal chords, they would simply burn up. Nine Gates of Hell? Do you care to give me a gate to one of them, it would be one of the most bad ass vacation ever.
There was a hoax concerning that story - the location of hell was in Russia or something. Alot of religious - excuse me, people with a personal relationship with Jesus, - well, alot of them fell for the story. Story was debunked, but it looks like its the gift that keeps on giving - kind of like that shining path bullshit story.
@David: Oblivion, maybe?
If you're skeptical, may I suggest that you visit at least one of them?
Sure, it sounds like a nice change from the usual tourist hotspots. Global coordinates, please?
Based on my research the 'Nine Gates of Hell' are:
It can be confirmed that these are the 'Gates of Hell' because if you spend any time in any of them, the thought of 'Hell' doesn't seem so bad.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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