Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH.
'In addition, the obscene 'gay pride' parades and carnivals should be banned for they give rise to passive corruption, comparable to passive smoking. Young people forced to witness these excrescences are corrupted by them
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Young people forced to witness these excrescences are corrupted by them
Well when your mob stop fucking the altar boys, I'll start taking you seriously on what corrupts young people.
"Wednesday October 8, 2008http://www.theage.com.au/oddspot
Hahaha, that's a new one, just like we have passive smoking, we have passive homosexuality, where even if you're not the one doing it, if you're in the same building without proper ventilation you're inhaling the gay particles and it's damaging your spiritual organs. Now I've got my Daily Crazy, I just have to read a bit more to find my Daily Demon.
No, how about we make it obligatory for you and your ilk to have your backside AND forehead tattooed with the slogan, "BIGOTRY IS FOR LOSERS," Mullen?
He also says:
"The films should end, he said, with the admonition: 'We do after all, know the importance of washing our hands after going to the lavatory.' "
So I guess He isn't a big fan of Ass to Mouth pornos.
Let's make it mandatory for Christians to have their faces tattooed with the slogan "RELIGION IS A MIND VIRUS THAT HARMS YOUR ABILITY TO THINK".
In addition, you shouldn't be allowed to have Bible out in the open. It encourages passive stupidity.
*oddly enough, Chuck Norris proposed a similar fucktarded requirement for those who believe evolutionary theory*
This guy has repeatedly stated that this is a piece of satire taking the rise out of fundies.
Even if it does fulfil poe's law and aint that good - our lack of checking out the source here and jumping on a "hate the fundie" bandwagon is a tad revealing aint it?
Mullen is notable for saying this kind of thing, then claiming he was only joking.
On two gay priests marrying:
'The Bishop of London is in a high huff.
On Islam:
'Muslims... certainly lend themselves to ridicule: sticking their arses in the air five times a day. How about a few little choruses, "Randy Muslims when they die/Find 70 virgins in the sky"?'
He's also chaplain to the Stock Exchange, of all things, which says something about the efficacy of prayer.
"Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH."
Okay, as long as we get to make it obligatory for vicars to have their foreheads tattooed with the slogan FULL OF SHIT. I think that's a fair exchange.
I don't think the Daily Mail agrees with this stance, but I'd like to think that they don't. Still, I can't say.
However, I do know that they are only quoting the "Reverend's" comments, so they MIGHT not agree with the stance he possesses.
Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH.
Only if I can make it obligatory for fundies to have their heads tattooed with BLIND RELIGIOUS BELIEF IS EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH.
“Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH.”
if the problem is sodomy, we’re going to have to also tattoo tongues, fingers, dicks, pussies, lips, and pudding cups. YOUR problem is anal sex, but the rest of us are doing fine with one or another form of sodomy.
Confused?
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