The bible does not contradict it self, we only are ignorant to understand.
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Religion defined and debunked in a single sentence made by a fundie! I'm really impressed.
1. The bible do contradict itself in too many places to list them all here, see 408 contradictions in the bible
2. We do understand the contradictions, you, on the other hand, chose to ignore the obvious contradictions and since you can not use facts to ignore them, you make up some ignorant rant about "we are to ignorant to understand".
3. Your single sentence was grammatically horrible (as is much of what I write, but English is not my first nor my second or third language, it's my fourth)
I just want to know what you have against reality? Did reality hurt you in some way?
I just want to know what you have against reality? Did reality hurt you in some way?
It must have been a false reality, since No True Reality would do such a thing.
If we're to ignorant to understand, how do we know that the Bible doesn't contradict itelf?
No need to answer; I know what the answer will be.
The bible does contradict it self, we only are ignorant to understand.
Here, fixed that for you.
Biggest fucking cop-out of all the fucked up parts of the babble. Ok, genius, since the babble says insects have four legs, and they obviously have six, what, exactly, in the unholy fuck, is it trying to say?
It's not our fault that they forgot to include the disclaimer.
"This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events is entirely coincidental".
He took this from The Book of Fundy Debating Tactics. "If reality proves embarrassing, deny it."
@Headache: you can be proud of your command of languages, English included.
So Mary Magdalene saw Jesus rising from the tomb, AND arrived at the tomb too late to see Jesus rising from the tomb?
Damn, that's like having tea and no tea at the same time!
Um......right.
How does that Mark Twain, I think, quote go?..."It's not the parts of the bible I don't understand that trouble me, it's the parts I do understand that trouble me most."
(tracer)
Hollowface must be reading Schroedinger's Edition. *evil grin*
I'm reminded of that alien in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. When you see it, put a towel around your head, because, if you can't see it, it can't see you.
@pete
I thought the full first page originally read
"To Candy with all my love M
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events is entirely coincidental".
You've either not read to stupid thing, or you don't know what "contradict" means.
Let me give you an example. If I say I'm a fundie, and then I say I'm not an idiot, that is a contradiction. Get it?
Yes, you are.
Nice username...
Know why Biblical Scholars have determined the Bible is allagory or parables, meaning fiction?
Because of the contradictions. They can only be resolved as different interpretations, at best, which means all of it is suspect.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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