The 7th new moon — the Feast of Trumpets, on the 40th Jubilee from when Christ was crucified and rose again — will be from the evening of 9/20/2017 to the evening of 9/21/2017. This is when, at some point, between those two evenings, the RAPTURE of those who love Yah will occur. We do not know the exact day or hour, but at some point between those two evenings, I Thess 4 will be fulfilled. This is NOT a guess, not a fun idea, not a theory to be mused about.
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Okay, but before I get out my calendar to save the date...
... Where the fuck did you get that date anyway? Yer arse?
Jesus is totully cuming back u guise! This time fo shizzle! After all, it's, uh, I don't know, 50th time lukcy, right?
Sad thing is, I probably won't even remember this on 9/22. A shame, really. I'll probably want some good laugh.
@StrangerInAStrangeLand
And how does this FACT differ from all other FACTS, which all turned out to be hoaxes, guesses or no-shows?
Wasn't Christ crucified during the spring around year 33 CE?
Leviticus 25:11, "The fiftieth year shall be a jubilee for you;"
40 Jubilees (50 years) = 2000 years. Add in the 33 years between 1 AD and Jesus death and you get the year 2033.
No need to worry everyone, Daniel is off by 16 years, Jesus isn't coming until 2033. You can all go back to your life of sin and depravity. [end sarcasm]
The 7th new moon
I heard Jesus was giving us a whole new planet to fuck up, but we get moons, too? NEW ones? 7
the RAPTURE of those who love Yah will occur.
Stymie asked the question of Farina, "If Noah had a brother, would his name be Yah?"
So...this is the guy?
We do not know the exact day or hour,
A fundie friend of mine says it will be at "2 O'clock in the afternoon."
Why would Jesus return on Rosh Hashanah? That's a Sabbath. He's not supposed to do any work. And who says he was crucified in 17 AD? Dan has apparently pulled this out of the air to agree with the Roman records of a massive earthquake that year. But the earthquake was in Turkey, not Jerusalem. Another example of God hitting Kansas with tornadoes to punish Iowa for allowing gay marriage?
Well, as a non-Christian, I wouldn't be going even if it was going to happen.
You know, I've been wondering something for a while. What would happen if, on the day of the Rapture, we took a God-loving Christian and put him in a sort of waterwheel? Ignoring the massive human cruelty there (I would condemn anyone who actually did this rather than joking about it) would he teleport out as he rose, or would he kind of go around forever and generate free power?
Well, it is in CAPITAL LETTERS so I guess it must be true.
Seriously though, how mice would it be if all of these fucking people would get raptured?
The 7th new moon - the Feast of Trumpets, hmmm! Yeah, I must admit, that did feel good. I'm beginning to appreciate the delights of typing gibberish thanks to pioneers like Daniel.
I seem to recall the phrase "No man knows the day or the hour", or something like that, it's been awhile.
Although, that raise an interesting point. If the eschaton is supposed to be unexpected to work it out you would need to find a date no-one had picked. Which would then make that date expected crossing it off the list, forcing the search for a new date, which would become expected...
I've gone cross-eyed.
Woo! I love date setting! It's amusing to watch the reality of being wrong wash over their faces as the date passes without instance.
One of my favorite vids is of that May '11 event with one of the followers and the shell shocked look on his face when, surprise surprise.. nothing happens.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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