"I felt annoyed that ABC had the gall to place a large billboard of a naked woman in our neighborhood. I was so upset by the poster, I purchased a tall ladder, climbed the structure at 6:00 AM and stapled a blanket over the naked woman's body.Then I sent a release to the news media saying what I had done and why. I told them that I didn't want my wife or daughter raped and then murdered by some pervert who gets stirred up by ABC's lusty picture. Nor did I want any of the children-whose school was a few hundred yards down the road from the billboard, kidnapped and sexually assaulted."
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Assuming for moment that this isn't just another one of the many encounters and discoveries that exist only in Mr. Banana's mind (and accounting for the fact that this dolt is too goddamned stupid to know what "naked" means), I have to wonder where he gets this notion that the only thing preventing guys from ripping off their clothes and shoving their dicks into any place they'll fit is being unable to actually see a pair of boobs in their vicinity. Sounds to me like Mr. Banana Hammock is projecting. The local authorities may want to talk to his wife & daughter next time he leaves home for a while.
"I think banana man is just embarrassed about getting turned on, as a Christian, he believes sexuality is something to be ashamed of."
Sex Is Evil And Banana Man Is Horny.
Are you fucking kidding me? This is how Christians think people are raped?
Just because a picture of a naked woman drives fundies into a lust-fueled frenzy doesn't mean it has the same effect on the rest of us with normal, healthy sex lives.
And in Genesis, didn't God create Adam & Eve to run around naked and then got angry when they hid their nakedness from him?
I think the lady doth protest too much.
Perhaps Ray covered it up because he's a pervert, and was afraid he would briefly forget about divine punishment and rape very child in sight.
After all, I'm sure Cumfart is PROUD that he has no internal morality and only acts* like a good person because the Bible spells it out for him.
I bet he has to write "don't kill Kirk" on his hand every morning.
So, all women and children are constantly kidnapped, raped, sexually assaulted and murdered in nudist camps?
Most people manage to see naked people without being crazy with lust, Bananaman.
"I felt bananas that ABC had the bananas to place a large billboard of a naked banana in our bananahood. I was so bananas by the poster, I purchased a tall banana, climbed the structure at 6:00 AM and stapled a banana over the naked woman's body.Then I sent a banana to the news media saying what I had done and why. I told them that I didn't want my wife or daughter banana'd and then banana'd by some banana who gets stirred up by ABC's banana picture. Nor did I want any of the children-whose school was a few hundred bananas down the road from the billboard, kidnapped and banana'd."
...Ray, If people are that easily influenced by media, they shouldn't even be reading the bible. Because some of the things in it might cause them to become violent murderers, rapists, or enslave people.
And I'd rather have people vent their sexual frustrations by masturbating at such pictures than be denied that and actually rape people.
Seriously, who doubts the woman was naked at all? She probably just had exposed arms and neck.
I was so upset by the poster, I purchased a tall ladder, climbed the structure at 6:00 AM and stapled a blanket over the naked woman's body.
That is literally the same thing the Taliban and other Islamic fundamentalist groups do whenever someone has a billboard with an unveiled woman in their neighbourhood.
But this also never happened, Bananaman just wishes he did this.
I told them that I didn't want my wife or daughter raped and then murdered by some pervert who gets stirred up by ABC's lusty picture.
Does David J. Stewart or others like him live in your neighbourhood? No? You're good.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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