When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave and has every right to take. It is no violation of justice and hence not a sin.
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"When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave and has every right to take. It is no violation of justice and hence not a sin."
Ah, therefore...:
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...the Bible Belt states in the US are inhabited by sinners , eh Al m'boy? (PROTIP: Fred Phelps & the WBC. In Kansas. Slap-bang in the middle of 'Tornado Alley. You do the maths). Gotcha. As opposed to the tornado-free UK. As another Al says (emphasis added):
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'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain.'
'Of course Britain is God's own country; you don't shit on your own doorstep, do ya?! '
-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
Therefore, the extremely secular , nay virtually Atheist UK is completely sinless then, according to your logic. You said it, I didn't. [/hyper-smartarse]
I wish I could could give you a jetpack, just so I could "merely take back" the jetpack while you're flying 5,000 feet up in the air. Hey, I gave you the jetpack so that's no violation of justice, right?
"When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave "
...thus no wonder, in a way. As fundies are wont to say, 'God created that baby you carry', therefore he's merely covering up his tracks, as the fundies themselves admit that their 'moral' God who demands monogamy of his 'belie vers' is a player worse than Zeus.
...thus your 'moral' God is a sinner, o judgemental fundies. In more ways than one .
@Mark Poe
"Great way to make Khorne looks better than your "God"..."
And as Khorne forbids the slaughter of the defenceless , therefore...!
So when "Little Children" are aborted, it's just giving back to Gawd what is His, to begin with.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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