The Biblical writers stated that they were speaking for God. Since you have no evidence that they were lying, we can take them to be telling us the truth.
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I have a fundie pal who uses this argument a lot. He states since we can't prove them wrong it must be true. When I come up with a nutty conspiracy theory to explain how the ghosts are making gravity and the aliens are covering it up, and thus we cannot find my contact lens, he says he "knows" I'm lying.
My conversations with him are not generally very fruitful.
The burden of proof is on the positive claim - that is, that they were speaking for God. Good luck proving that.
I can think of one very good reason for them to have lied about it, too: so that suckers like you would believe them and do what they say.
False dichotomy, you're conveniently forgetting that even being sincere doesn't automatically make them right: they could be mistaken, insane, etc. But actually there is pretty incontrovertible evidence that the Babble has always primarily been a mean to control people and to validate rulers, edited whenever it was necessary/convenient.
The mumbling veteren who frequents the all-nite diner I used to eat at also claims he speaks to god. What are you, high?
The biblical writers stated that a world-wide flood occured, 90 foot giants walked the earth, trees talk, and some lions are vegetarians when Daniel was around. So fucking what?
What about the very obvious geological evidence that the world was not created in six days nor is it 6,000 years old. This refutes Genesis and its authors and, by default, the claim that this is how god did it. All of which begs the question: Why did god lie to the early writers? Perhaps the answer is that God never spoke to them at all and they were, in fact, a group of very simple people attempting to explain who they were and where they came from.
That certainly is an interesting perspective.
I am now speaking for God and I say you ought to launch yourself off a really tall building. I know it sounds kinda crazy that I'm speaking for God but, well, you don't have any evidence to the contrary so you can assume I'm being honest here.
rhutchin, that's amazing. No one has ever pointed this out to me before. The writers of the Bible claimed that they were speaking for God, therefore they must be speaking for God. Faced with evidence like that, I just gotta believe.
not!
David Berkowitz, the Son of Sam killer, said his neighbor's Labrador retriever was ordering him to shoot people. Since the dog talked only to him by mental telepathy, we have no evidence Berkowitz was lying, either. Should we let him out of jail?
I am speaking for God. Since you can't prove I'm lying, you can take me to be telling the truth. :b
Squirrels are My personal messengers.
The Boy Scouts are evil sorcerors who invade your dreams and steal souls. Fight them by playing Celine Dion music at 3am in public places!
Radiation is My chosen method for heating your house. Go ye therefore into pitchblende deposits and retrieve horribly radioactive metals and leave them about thy home.
The word was "celebrate." Some priest copied it wrong around 700 AD.
Contraception doesn't mock the power of creation I gave you, any more than chewing gum mocks your Me-given ability to chew and swallow food.
Remember, burden of proof is on you Doubting Thomases, not me! Since you have to believe God said it, you have to do whatever I tell you. :b
Now just calm down, rhetchin. Nobody ever said they were lying . What we said is, they made shit up to try to explain what they didn't understand about the world they lived in. And since they were a superstitious lot with absolutely no scientific knowledge, the best explanation for them was Goddidit. So while you are correct, there is no evidence that they were lying, there is tons of it that they were wrong.
Rhutchin, your argument is so persuasive, I'm blown away! I'm going to go to a church and get saved first thing tomorrow morning! I can't believe I didn't think of it before. We have no evidence that the Biblical writers were lying, so they must have been telling the truth!
Since your intelligence has saved my soul, I'd like to make you a special offer as a reward. I'll sell you the Brooklyn Bridge for a mere $2,000. Normally, this valuable bridge connecting the boroughs of Manhattan and Brooklyn in the great City of New York is worth $10,000 or more, but I'll make you a special offer and sell you the Brooklyn Bridge for a mere $2,000. As the owner of the Brooklyn Bridge, I will transfer all ownership, right, and title to you upon receipt of payment. You can tell I'm telling the truth because you have no evidence that I'm lying!
I am currently speaking for God: From this point until the day you die, you must walk only on your hands, and only speak in Mandarin Chinese. Backwards. Either prove I am not speaking for God or comply.
Since you have no evidence that they were telling the truth, we can take them to be telling us a lie.
Time to go to bed, and read a bit of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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