Oh, and last but not least, when someone asks you to respect their beliefs, respect their beliefs. If you saw me in public and said what you have said about Christianity on here, I would sock you in the face, so knock it off.
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Feel the forgiveness, feel the compassion, feel the charity, feel this crowbar clanging off your skull. My cat's nicer than you, and he kills small animals for a living.
No you wouldn't. First you would skulk off without making a peep. Then you would just run home and lie to everyone on the internet about punching an Atheist.
Why? Because I would kick your tail in real life.
That would be awesome.
One lawsuit later, society would be rid of one fundy, and I'd be a lot richer.
great deal, where can we meet?
"If you saw me in public and said what you have said about Christianity on here, I would sock you in the face,"
Then I'd call the police on your arse. Running away wouldn't help, cos I'd be chasing you down like a dog at the same time.
But I doubt you'd have the guts or the lack of conscience to nail a disabled guy. Especially in a public place.
Finally, didn't your dad ever tell you to always aim below the neck if you're gonna hit somebody?
Does the phrase "turn the other cheek" ring any bells?
Thought not.
EDIT: Bah, doctor whom pipped me to that particular post.
Respect my beliefs, or I will Rock'em, Sock'em Robot your ass!
Oh...so thin-skinned. So belligerent. So...typical...
You're a witch! YOU MUST DIE CAUSE YOU HAVE NO MONEY TO GIVE TO THE CHURCH, EVIL!!!!
*Kills*
Yeah, feel that christian love.
Ya know, I'm a bit of a loser when it comes to physical violence. So, you'd punch me in the face, I'd fall to the ground, and then... what?
This is ridiculous, and just shows how many people don't actually read the thread linked before commenting and voting. The dicussion was on economics, CR was a libertarian, and the Nationstates "debaters" (I play the game but I can't use the main forum, it's too insane) continually attacked his religion for no reason whatsoever. NS posters have a strong tendency to be offensive and downright rude to anyone who is not a pinko-liberal/socialist.
Lightman, I would say something serious here, but this is not the place for serious discussion. Suffice it to say that if your calling left-wingers "pinko-liberal/socialist" there's probably a reason you're not taken seriously, and really he rolled with the tangent and invited this. Regardless of the discussion or the beliefs of the other people, there is no reason to threaten violence, especially if you want to be taken seriously
edit: I seriously like the word serious
And yet you would gladly denounce, trash, or otherwise badmouth all the *other* religions, and get upset if someone "socked you in the face".
'Oh, and last but not least, when someone asks you to respect their beliefs, respect their beliefs.'
Fundy assholes don't think they have to - that's why they preach hate, bigotry, and think it's their obligation to harass those who don't believe as they do until they convert. Bloody hypocrites.
If you smack me one, I'll smack you twice AND sue you, sorry, but that turn the other cheek thing doesn't work for us atheists.
Respect doesn't work that way. To try and put it in simple words that hopefully even a fundie moron can follow, if I must respect your Christian views then you must respect my views that Christianity is bunk.
It works both ways. Get it?
What goes around comes around, CR. If you respect my beliefs, or lack thereof, I will respect your beliefs in return.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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