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To all nonbelievers, lurkers, mockers, and such: bookmark this site, because you're going to need it for instruction and guidance when the great disappearance happens (The Rapture, when Jesus Christ takes the believers home). In fact, you might want to write the url down on paper; there will be a time when it will be illegal to visit a site like this. God loves you, and remember Jesus died for you just like he did for me
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I see you are still very arrogant and smug. If your site ever becomes illegal, they will simply hit the servers; annihilating the whole site and everything on it.
We will still preserve your quotes as a warning for the future generations.
(Assuming I cared enough to write it down in the first place...)
Gee, how will I ever remember such a long and complicated url as raptureready.com. e_e
To all Christians, lurkers, mockers and such on this site: the rapture happened 1984. You are left behind!
Oh! Get on with it already. The sooner you idiots are removed from the gene pool the better.
You don't really think I would for a moment want to spend eternity with the likes of you and other fundies. That would be a sentence for the damned.
Please hurry-up Jesus, please hurry-up. Oh! God. Please hurry up and take them out of here.
My great-grandkids will snicker at your gullibility the same way I do. Not just at you but also at all of your predecessors.
The jokes just write themselves:
"When Rapture Ready is illegal, only criminals go to Rapture Ready."
"Fundies: Not hard-line enough to reject computers completely, but they're not going to learn to use them to make their lives easier..."
"Writing URLs Down: The biggest technological advance since the wooden table "
"The Rapture happened, which is just about as likely as the changeover to the Paperless Office pipe dream! Hey, wow, being left behind is not that bad, we actually miraculously got Paperless Office as a consolation price! Now where did I put that URL note... um..."
I thought the rapture happened in the first century according to the bible? Did you miss it?
Personally, whatever god is, I think when he reads RR s/he/it facepalms.
In fact, you might want to write the url down on paper; there will be a time when it will be illegal to visit a site like this.
Oh wow. That's just stupid on a staggering level. What does it help me to write down your URL if it's going to be illegal to surf to it?
They should be illegal, all you do is ruin the name of christianity, start panic and spread stupidity on a whole unthought of level.
RR is the religious equal to a Loose change website
In fact, you might want to write the url down on paper; there will be a time when it will be illegal to visit a site like this.
If your members dont stop making suggestion to assisinate the president then it WILL be shut down.
You just wait. One of these days...one of these days...you're gonna be sorry you chose to mock us instead of believing.
God loves you, BUT HE'S SENDING YOU TO HELL!!!!11!onehundredeleven! [/hysteria]
Hi luvsall, I hope that includes me as well. Just a quicky, any news yet on the predicted persecution by President Obama of the Rapture Ready site? It's been a few weeks since the inauguration now. Oh, I see you hint that it will be illegal to visit a site like Rapture Ready. Any idea when? I'll check back soon to see if you have any news.
And, just a thought, have you any news on the forthcoming whooshfest?
Enjoy your hobby, Pule.
So really, maybe a printer would come in handy. Since, you know, you'll not be able to visit the site...later...
Oh, why bother?
Yes, Jesus died for me, but I don't need bigoted, racist assholes like you to tell me that, because it cheapens the ultimate sacrifice.
To KaifromBergan:
No, you don't.
So you're saying that they won't prosecute you for visiting an "illegal website" if you delete your bookmarks?
That almost sounds believable, except you Rapture Readyists are probably too dumb to know how to clear your browser's Site History (or that it exists in the first place).
Uhhhh....
If the site becomes illegal, how will writing down the URL help?
Downloading it to a local drive before it gets taken down might be a better plan.
Is there some particular reason I can't just, oh, say, BOOKMARK the site on my computer? Not that "Rapture Ready" is so hard to remember...well, I guess it might be when we're getting buttraped by the antichrist 24-7.
“To all nonbelievers”
“bookmark this site, because you're going to need it for instruction and guidance when the great disappearance happens”
“(The Rapture, when Jesus Christ takes the believers home).”
“In fact, you might want to write the url down on paper; there will be a time when it will be illegal to visit a site like this.”
“God loves you, and remember Jesus died for you just like he did for me”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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