[regarding a public hearing on the DC's marriage equality bill]
Nearly 100 witnesses and more than seven hours later, Ernestine Copeland, an opponent of same-sex marriage, ended the first day of the hearing at 10:58, asking, “Who among you would allow your male dog to lie with a male dog?” She harangued the Council for deciding “to lead my people to hell” by supporting same-sex marriages which “will destroy our society.”
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I wouldn't allow my dog to "lie with" any other dog in front of small children, but yeah, if gay sex floats his boat, why not?
The unhealthy habit of fundies to bring bestiality into conversations that have nothing to do with it would in other people suggest some sort of suppressed psychological problem.
Actually, it would suggest that very same thing in fundies too. How about that!
Well, by golly, you've convinced me!
I thought homosexual humans were perfectly all right, until you put it in the context of dogs. Then, suddenly, I saw the obvious: Gay sex is icky! I mean, would you want your dog to be gay?! You'd have to put a pink diamond-studded collar on his neck. And that would totally suck. So, please, for the sake of the dogs, stop being gay!
Hey, a new argument against gay marriage. But it`s still silly.
Oh, and for good measure:image
HAHAHAHA... you know, I actually have a male dog and he goes for female dogs, male dogs and sometimes even my cat. Who gives a damn? He's happy and the cat doesn't seem to mind. They're both consenting adults, jackass.
My cat lies with his son all the time, it's not that big of a surprise they'd do so, since he's rather large, unless you mean sex in which case, WHO GIVES A FUCK?
My cat tries to lie with me. But he's male and I'm female, so I bet that makes it okay! (He's been neutered, too. Guess I'm just special.)
Now here's the thing: if I owned a dog that humped other dogs in the house, I'd pretty much shoo the lot of them out the front door, regardless of gender. Are you saying you want gay couples to do it in the street?
That might frighten the horses!
Another cheap politic talk. To quote Terry Pratchet:
"I think it's one of those metaphors." Said Albert.
"OH. A LIE." Said Death.
Terry Pratchet, The Last Hero
I think that, even the most rabid Christians wouldn't give a damn. It's a dog, lady, a dog. They are supposed to have no morals.
I thought male dogs humped other male dogs to imply dominance...
I shouldn't really comment on this, being a gay furry and whatnot...
I don't know about dogs but we have 4 billy goats, two of which are neutered. Sometimes we to put them in a pen by themselves, and its nothing head butting and humping. They will go on all day and night if you let them. They seem to be enjoying it and no one gets hurt so what the hell.
My male dogs hump each other constantly, I really don't care. I also don't care if they do it in front of the neighbours.
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@ Pup
Confused?
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