Well, though we do adapt, I don't believe in evolution, i think it's a load of bull hockey. at the rate everything has developed in the last 100 years, you really think it took BILLIONS of years to get to here now? i think that's silly. Last time I learned about it, evolution was a theory. Personally, I think it's more probable that God created than we came from a blob of slime.
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"I don't believe in evolution, i think it's a load of bull hockey. "
Because talking snakes, magic fruit and dirt turning into people makes so much more sense.
" Last time I learned about it, evolution was a theory. "
Last time I learned about it, creationism was a myth.
You're wrong. Last time you learned about evolution it wasn't a theory, because evolution was not 'never' a theory.
...I did that double negative right, didn't I?
#393360, too many, too many.
"Adaptation" = evolution, they're the same goddamned thing.
"I don't believe in evolution, i think it's a load of bull hockey."
Garsh! Thanks, Andy. You can go back to Mayberry.
The human species has not evolved in the last 100 years. Technology, science and medicine have improved human life but the genetic material is pretty much the same.
Does this guy think there is a gene for inventing cell phones?
"Last time I learned about it"
"blob of slime"
"you really think it took BILLIONS of years to get to here now?"
Actually, no.
"I don't believe in evolution."
It isn't subject to disbelief any more than gravity or radioactivity.
"at the rate everything has developed in the last 100 years, you really think it took BILLIONS of year to get here now?"
This is a stupid argument even by fundie standards: technology has made great leaps in 100 yrs therefore evolution should too.
"Last time I learned about it, evolution was a theory."
Too bad you didn't learn what "theory" means.
Evilution was invented by Darwin (who later changed his mind) as a way to make money. Then you Atheists started worshipping him like a god. He isn't a god. He is dead. Jesus Christ rose from the dead. Did Darwin? No. Therefore, hertofor, Darwin is now in hell for starting his own religion of idolatry, and you will all join him when the rapture happens.
P.S. I have it on good authority the rapture will be TOMORROW!
Dammit, why is the "edit" feature missing on my last comment? I just realized it would make more sense if I'd said "When will fundies learn that the word 'theory' has more than one meaning? Oh, wait... never."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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