Tres Wright #fundie rr-bb.com

(Pedo rapture fundie porn)

"Here daddy!"

"No silly, the black chips! These are supposed be the chocolate chip cookies remember?" <ruffles his son's hair>

"These?"

"Perfect, thanks! Sweetie, where's the big pan?"

"Here Ashley, can you hand this to your dad?"

"Daddy, who gets these cookies? Are these for the neighbors too?"

"Not these, remember the family we took the food to last weekend? That's who these are for!"

"I like them, can we take the puppy a treat too?"

"Sure we...."

<pan slams to ground>

"Daddy? MOMMY? What was that?"

"You heard it? What about you sweetie? The trumpet?"

<giggle> "It tickles!"


"Do you feel the tingling? Don't be scared, remember what we've been telling you? It's time! Here, let's hold hands! Don't be scared!"

"Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

"Whoooooooo!!!!!"

"PRAISE the LOOOOOOOOOOOORD!"

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